The Second-Oldest Warner

Suspended Animation

Yakko: All right, guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines. They gotta be funny, they gotta be irreverent, and most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.

Wakko: But you just wasted yours on "All right guys there's a lot of pressure on our first lines-"

Yakko: And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs oN 'aLl RiGhT gUyS tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT LiNeS"

Trixi: And YOU just wasted YOURS talking about HIM wasting HIS lines talking about YOU wasting YOUR lines!

Dot: To be-

Yakko: Wait, don't! Make sure it's good first.

Wakko: Yeah, it's all on you, Dot.

Dot: *inhale*

Yakko: Maybe something reminiscent to the first season?

Wakko: But modern to show we're not your dad's Animaniacs.

Trixi: BUT, not so modern that you'll alienate the dads because they're a key part of our demographic.

Dot: 😒 *inhale*

Yakko: Don't overthink it.

Dot: *casually smashes her older siblings with a giant mallet* 22 years later, and I'm STILL a knockout!

The four Warner siblings then take the notice of their water tower.

Warner Siblings: Wooooooaah. 

Yakko: I can't believe it's been 22 years 🥹

FoUr CrAzY sIbLiNgS cOmMiTiNg vAnDaLiSm LaTeR....

Yakko: Our home sweet home! *tries to push the door open*

Yakko and Dot: *look at Wakko*

Trixi: Oh boy, I know those looks.

TwO kIdS sMaShInG tHeIr BroThEr'S hEaD tO a DoOr LaTeR...

Yakko: Oh right, it's pull not a push *smacks Wakko's head*

Later:

Yakko: It's just how I remember!

Trixi: Well, almost.

The siblings then notice that the ENTIRE water tower is covered with lasers.

Wakko: My sandwich! Just where I left it!

OnE 5% sAlAmAnDeR bOy dOiNg PaRkOuR lAtEr...

Wakko: 22 years and five second rule! *walks right through the lasers*

Yakko: Why'd you trip the alarm after that elaborate laser dance? 🤨

Wakko: What lasers? That was my sandwich dance.

INITIATING WARNERS CAPTURE SEQUENCE

Yakko: WE'RE CAUGHT!

Trixi: WE'RE DONE FOR!

Wakko: WE'RE DOOMED!

Dot: THIS IS THE SHORTEST-LIVED REBOOT EVER!

Warners: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

It's then revealed that there was a trap marked for the siblings.

Trixi: What idiot thought THAT would work?

Later...

Warners: HELLOOOO RALPH!!!

Dot: Aw, I missed those beautiful yellow eyes!

Ralph: G-

Yakko: Uh-uh, we're doing this thing where we don't waste our first lines.

Wakko: Make sure it's funny!