First Date (pt 1)

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You knocked on Nico's cabin door.

"Who is it?" He yelled. You smirked.

"Its the very lost pizza guy." You replied im a manly-ish voice.

He luaghed a little and yelped in pain as you heard a loud crash.

"Oh, that gotta hurt." You said to yourself and twisted the knob open. Nico squirmed and covered himself with the blanket.

"Neeeeews flash. You are shirtless and have nothing to hide." You said, cocking a brow and puting your weight on your right foot. He sighed but didnt let go of the blanket.

"Ugh, baby." You said, tearing off the blanket. He sqeaked.

So I am right, he is shirtless. You smirked silently in your head. He frowned and put a black shirt. You frowned and searched his drawer.

"Black, black, black- ah ha! Blue! Dark blue." You said amd shoved the dark blie shirt in his hands. He huffed and made a pouty face. You sighed an put one hand on his shoulder and anthor on his back.

"You wear black to appease your father." You smirked slightly and raised a brow.

"Right about that..." He said and looked down.

"Perv." You muttered.

"What was that?" He asked.

"Hmpf. Nothing." You said. You smirked and walked out the cabin and waited patiently for yoir Di Angelo to emerge from his darkness cave.

Like, bruh.

Who lives in a darkness cave in CHB?

Nico Di Angelo!

(Plus the rest of the spongebob song your parody.)

He finally opened the door and stepped out.

He was wearing the dark blue shirt and black skinnu jeans. You could feel your face flush a dark crimson pink.

"To the dock we go!" You cheered.

"No, just no." He said.

"Cheer up Neeks!"

"No."

"Neeks!"

"Dont call me that."

"Well someone's ina mood taday!" You said and nugded his ribs playfully. He smiled and hooked his arm with yours.

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