Steve Series AU's And Oneshots

My final quest here☀️

This chapter has swearing in it.
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The forest is loud, my socks are cold, no sun or moon can be seen through the clouds, and a monster is hunting us down.

Perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

"Oi! Sabre!"

"What, Molly?"

"The monsters stopped. It's caught in our trap!"

Turning, I can see that the trap Molly and Harry made has caught the monster. How they made it I don't think I will ever know.

Harry then decided it would be a good idea to jump from the tree he was situated in. Despite being the son of the Goddess of wisdom, crafts, and military victory, he can be so.... utterly stupid sometimes.

Thankfully, he still has the celestial bronze throwing knife I gave him. One slash is all it takes to kill the odd monster. In a puff of glittery smoke, it is killed.

The leaves walking over to him are crunchy. It's a good sound.

Wait. Harry needs help.

"Harry, you're so stupid. I swear a pillow built with celestial bronze beads inside could do more damage than you."

"At least I don't look like I'm built out of Lego blocks. You're so square. I thought you were a minecraft skin the first time I saw you."

"Yeah, well, you look like you use flat spoons to drink your cereal once it goes mushy."

"Well. You look like you enjoy water fake plants, believing that they are real despite being told otherwise and having a crisis after knocking it over and hearing that it was just plastic."

"Ok, foot snatcher."

"Ladies. Ladies. You are both beautiful."

I see Harry's grey eyes looking at me like I've disrupted him, listening to and critiquing his siblings' plans, and Molly just looks plain offended.

"Now, can I check you both for wounds. Or will you both be whiney bitches about it?"

Thankfully they both agree,

"Fine flashlight fingers."

"Okay Sabre."

In their own way...
Anyway I now have to heal this dumbass and the sneaky snake that are my quest-mates.

Sigh.

Harry
Son of Athena
Multiple cuts both shallow and a few deep, one fractured arm and pulled muscles in his legs.

Molly
Daughter of Hermes
Multiple cuts a couple shallow and a similar amount more deep, bruising on her left side, pulled muscles in her legs.

Light glows from my hands as I heal Harry. A soft melody hummed through my teeth both in offering and to calm him.

Clouds then decided to cover the remains of the sun. Great...

The fracture is partially healed, and the cuts have begun to close up, the shallowest already closed.

"Sun's gone."

"Fan- fuckin' -tastic. More mosters like a fuckin' video game"

"Harry-"

"No. I don't care if I'm spiting anyone- out lives are like fuckin' storybooks or video games."

"Favre doesn't understand Harry!"

Silence.

"Sorry, Favr-"

"Let's just try to find a place or set up camp for the night, okay?"