England sat up and stretched, he rubbed his neck and yawned.
He got up and out of bed and rubbed his eyes.
Just as he walked to the mirror, he noticed that there was a paper taped to his ass.
He grabbed it and read the page.
It read 'France was here! :3'.
England sighed and crumpled the page.
"Damn perv! God I hate him" he said and tossed the paper in the trash can.
"mon amour, tu t'es enfin réveillé! as-tu vu la note?~*" Francis said as he walked into the room, only in tight boxers. {*my love, you finally woke up! Did you see the note?~}
England was shocked by how little France was wearing and he put his hand over his eyes.
"EY! WHY NOT BOTHER GET DRESSED NEXT TIME! And of course I saw the note!" England exclaimed. [tsundere vibes lol]
"Oh you're acting like you haven't seen me in less! ma chérie, tu sais que je t'aime~* any who, I made breakfast, 'twas 'bout to wake you up myself!~" France Said as he pinched England's cheek and removed his hand from his face. {*my dear, you know i love you~}
England had no time for reaction before being picked up.
"tu as entendu la putain de nouvelle?* World's supposed to end in a few days, December 21st 2012!" France began, England didn't want to admit he thought the same, the Mayan calendar, which was unsettling close to the actual solar events and eclipses practically on date, was about to end, and everyone was going crazy.
"I'd like to use this time to know a, different, side to you~ if know what I mean! je t'aime~" France said this, knowing it'd fluster England.
England's face burnt up, "hey! Now you listen here! I must tell you it's fake news! The end of the world will not happen! And I will certainly NOT bang you in ANY situation!" He yelled and tried to get himself free from Francis's grasp, but he was too strong.
England sighed and turned his head to at least not look at him.
Francis kissed Arthur's cheek and smiled as he stopped, he buried his face in Arthur's neck, and began to kiss his neck.
Arthur tried to escape again but Francis bit his neck.
In return Arthur hit Francis's nose with his elbow, which shocked him enough to drop Arthur.
