You were currently on a huge sugar craze, thanks to the discovery of a sugar-infested candy bar that you didn't even bother looking at the title of it. You just stuck it in your mouth and... BOOM. Sugar craze activated. You ate candy bar after candy bar until you sadly realized that there were none left, "Kar... KARKAT!" You yelled your moirail's name, sinking down to the floor with candy wrappers surrounding you. Fast and heavy footsteps were heard heading towards you, "WHAT IS IT?!" He shouts, almost immediately halting in his tracks and freezing upon seeing the sight before him. You slowly and sadly looked up to him, "...I ate all the candy bars," your lip quivered.
His mouth was slightly agape and his eye twitched for a few seconds before he snapped out of his trance, "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! HOLY FUCK, THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE BARS... HOW DID YOU EVEN-" He was cut off when you suddenly stood up, "...[Y/N]?" He looked at you confused as you walked towards him, a small and slightly creepy smile tugging at the end of your lips. You spaced out as you walked towards him, allowing him to truly see how jittery you were, "H-HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY CANDY BARS WERE IN THERE?" He asked.
You finally got so close that your noses almost touched, and his cheeks dusted candy red at that fact. You, however, seemed very unlike yourself as you breathily whispered, "Thirty two-" you paused, before adding in a hushed tone, "-Thousand." Karkat's eye twitched even more as you continued, interrupting him every time he tried to yell, "Kar... Kartkit... I-I mean, Karkat..." You said, lips hardly moving. He sighed and face-palmed, "WHAT IS IT, [Y/N]?" He mumbled against the palm of his hand with clear irritation in his tone.
"Did you- Did you uh..." You paused again, eyes slowly closing without you even realizing as your whole body shook, "Did you have a uh, a fucking... Bar thingy, a while ago?" You muttered out in a voice that Gamzee often used. Karkat looked at you with a quirked eyebrow, "YES, BUT WHY WOULD-" Once again interrupting him, you leaned upwards and firmly pressed your finger against his lips, successfully quieting him as the blush on his cheeks grew to reach his ears, "Sh... Shh, shh..." You hushed, closing your eyes, "How er, how... long ago did you e-eat it?" You questioned. He looked very irritated now while still keeping a blush on his face, and if you weren't so sugar-high right now, you would have smirked or giggled as he replied, "A FEW HOURS AGO..."
You gasped in mock shock and whispered, "There's still hope..." Before he could talk any more, you removed your finger from his lips and replaced the finger with your own lips. You could feel him freeze up as your lips moved, and you were surprised to find that he unfroze and kissed back. After a few seconds, you got to the point where you could lick the bottom of his lip. If your eyes were open, you think you'd see that his face were as bright red as a tomato while yours only had a faint pink tint to it due to the fact that you were not yourself at the moment.
You were about to lick his lip to get the sweet taste of candy bars once again, until suddenly...
A crash was heard as an orange-skinned man with luscious lips and white eyes burst through the door, broomstick in hand, "NO, NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG! IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" The man shouted, youth-rolling towards the couple that immediately broke apart and glared at him, "HERE, LET'S FIX THIS SCENE," he exclaimed, and with a snap of his finger, a wild Vriska appeared to do his bidding, "Yes, Lord Hussie?" Vriska saluted.
"AH, YES, HOT SPIDERBITCH. YOU MAY NOW GO ON A MURDER SPREE." Vriska did as she was commanded, jumping on you and choking you to death as Lord Hussie cackled maniacally. With another snap of his fingers, Karkat was sobbing uncontrollably. Then Kanaya appeared to do his bidding, "NOW KANAYA, KILL KARKAT."
"But Lord Hussie I-"
"I SAID DO IT, BITCH!" He snapped his fingers angrily, jabbing his broomstick at her. She sighed, "Yes Lord Hussie."
Kanaya whipped out her chainsaw and sliced Karkat in half. Now both you and Karkat were dead while Lord Hussie did the most maniacal laugh known to man kind. Then, commanded by the Huss, Kanaya and Vriska became matesprits, made out with each other, and disappeared.
"OLLIES OUTY!" The orange man shouted, hopping on a science-y Faygo rocket and flying out the hole in the ceiling that was made when he burst in.
And so the legendary orange-skinned luscious-lipped white-eyed broom-wielding author, Lord, creator and destroyer of beloved characters in a famous online interactive webcomic called Homestuck, Andrew Hussie, The Huss, or Lord Hussie, was never seen since then.
