Taco: Woody I'm sorry, we can't help you to conquer Teardrop if she doesn't give a damn!
Woody: Please!! You two are my best friends and I need help, pretty please!!
Blocky: Stop acting like a child Woody! No means no, I'm sorry!
Woody: Hey! But last night when I was watching TV, I heard Taco scream from her room "No!!" Over and over and you was screaming "Yes yes!!!" So I don't get it!
Blocky: .............
Taco: W-Well okay! We make a plan and convince TD about it okay??
Woody: Yay!!!
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BFB-TPOT ONESHOTS!!!!
RandomWarning: LALALALALAL bullshit, sex jokes, swear words, death jokes, references, made by a brazilian.