*Chiquita as a therapist*
Chiquita, after giving someone therapy: Okay, that will be 150 dollars!
The patient: Oh no, I don't have enough money!
Chiquita, sighing: Okay, then, we're gonna have to undo all the therapy.
Chiquita: You're a disappointment and that's why no one like you!
Chiquita: You're ugly and that's why you have no friends!
Chiquita: You're mean, and that's why your parents hate you!
The patient: ...
The patient, in tears: I'll just leave.
Chiquita, running after the patient: WAIT, I DIDN'T FINISH YET!
