PJO/HOO random thoughts

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Headcannon that Hades was making Nico go to high school.

He walked into the building wearing a black shirt, black pants, and black sneakers.

Nico walked to his first class and sat in the back.

When the teacher walked in, she said:

"We will be studying Greek mythology! Does anyone know any names of the gods?"

Nobody raised their hand.

She glanced around the room until her eyes landed on Nico.

"Ah, yes, young man in the back. Do you know any of the Greek gods?"

Everyone turned to look at him.

He mumbled under his breath.

"What was that?"

She asked.

Nico opened his mouth and said louder:

"Hades."

A couple kids in the class sniggered and one whispered:

"Of course the goth kid would know that one."

Nico jumped to his feet and said:

"First thing, I'm not goth, I just like the color black. Second, I know all of the gods!"

And he proceeded to name all of the gods, including most of the minor ones.

He heard a female voice say, in a snotty tone:

"What's he gonna do now? Speak Greek?"

Nico turned to her and said:

"Οκατά."

And then everybody's just like:

"How the fuck did he know that?"