Shadow X : The Boy Who (Suprisingly) Lived

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"Hello, Eraserhead."
I smile
(btw it's still izuku pov, I'll let you all know when it'll change)
"old man finally caught up?"

Wtf are you doing sitting here, at 2 am, swinging your legs off the roof of a building? Yeah, I don't think your normal. You should be at home. Your parents might be worried.

That made me laugh.

"my parents? Whaaaaat? Nah, first of all, parent, not parents, and second of all, my parent sleeps at this time, it doesn't stay up all night worried about my whereabouts. Lol"

Is he stupid or what? Idk

Um. Well hen, my apologies. But still, you should be home. Ugh, why am I even trying? I'm not gonna to convince you, am I? Yeah, I don't think so.

He sighs. Lol. Oldie has grey hairs cause of ✨me✨. I feel proud. Mum wouod be proud, I think.

"well at least you got your facts right, oldie"

Don't call me oldie, kiddo

He grumbkes

"Then don't call me kiddo, oldie"

Lol, I don't think he knows I'm not going to stop anytime soon. Oh well, his problem, not mine. Right? Lol. Talking with eraser poop is easier than social interaction, how weird but funny. Hahaha✨✨. Ironic. Oh well

The next day

Hurray. Another day of torture and torturing eraser poop. Mum went to work, ok, nevermind, I didn't even think she was at home, always working.

"I'm going!"

Lol, all alone, who am I talking to anyways? A ghost? Ha!

School

Ughhhhhh. School. Who the fvck made school? Probably some idiot who was stupid. So he sent people to school. So they wouldn't do the same mistake as him. Lol. Well, the only fun thing in school is that kacchan thinks I'm sCaReD. Lol.

"Oi, nerd! You still exist? What a supirse that you haven't took my advice yet! If you do, tell me, I'll bring some popcorn!"

He laughs. Bruh. Does he not have anything better to say, or does he have poor vocabulary? Oh well, after all, that's what school teaches us, doesn't it?

" c'mon, fight me! A quirk fight! Oh, I forgot, you don't have one, haha hahaha!"

Mister smart pants has a quirk, what is he, a god? Others have quirks, not like me lol. After all, I'm ✨unique✨. I'm special, so I don't have a quirk. But, but but but but buttttttttttt, i at least know how to fight when quirks are useless! Unlike Mr I'm-the-strongest-and-smartest. I don't think so~, I don't think so~~.

"l-leave me alone, kacchan.."

Ugh, fvck stuttering. Why do I always do that? He just likes it anyways. Image him fighting without a quirk. That would be the best comedy show on earth. No, wait, in the whole entire universe. Yesssss. Oh well. 🌌Shineeee bright likkee a diamonddddd🌌🌌🌃✨💎💎💎lol. Too much YouTube. And I met this kid, or teen, ugh, he is my age. I met him in a dark suspicious alleyway, he had a cat. I said I like cats. He said he likes cats. Now we are cat friends. Yippee. Oh shit, the bell

*insert Minecraft dream sonic boom flash super mario giga sigma werewolf sKiBiDi tOiLeT dash to class*

"m-morning, sensei.."

Yasss, I made it on time thanks to my Minecraft dream sonic boom flash super mario giga sigma werewolf sKiBiDi tOiLeT dash. But why did I waste my ✨powerful power✨ for shit like this?

"shut up, brat and go sit down before I  make you"

Oooo, he's giving threats. I think he's scorpio. You know, the zodiac? As a cancer, being born on the 15th of July, I do not like scorpio. Oh well.

*insert boring mega sigma boom sonic skibidi cameraman lessons for the day*

"you may all leave"

And off i go to explore the workd with Dora the explorer. Nah, jk. I literally dash out of class. Some passbyers are like "wtf is wrong with this kid?"... Lol. Unlock the doorrrrr, enter the house ee, lock the door orrrr. Yay. I'm safe. In my not cosy and not happy house. Yayayayayayayay. OK, ok, o, k, o, k. Ima ask mum if I can do online classes, my class is shitty, boring and useless. Online classes at least shove some shit info into my tiny beautiful brain.

Five minutes later

And perfect. I'm officially an online student. Not a weirdo public student. Take that depression! I'm boreddd. Time for patrol, cause its 22.00 and eraser poop is waiting~.