Stupid and Contagious

5/1/15

I woke up today not feeling like school, but I missed school yesterday and had no choice. As I do every morning I ate, got dressed, and did all my usual stuff. And yet again I was stuck waiting 7 minutes for the bell with an annoying kid named Isaac. Hated him he never shut up, but that never stopped him. Although he wasn't bad company he was very boring. He always talks about the weirdest shit; he even picked a scab, started bleeding, and started sucking out his blood. I wanted to kick him in the dick. The first bell rang, finally. I ran up the stairs, but guess who passed me by? That weird ass kid who wanted to get to class so fast, Isaac. We didn't do anything in class really, just watched some history movie and took like 3 sentences of notes. Second period came fast, but this time I missed shoving this kid named Brandon. He ran away to fast I just missed him. I walked in class a little confused. The teacher told us to sit anywhere, I didn't mind so I sat in my seat. But if this one kid Rafael would get the slightest hint that I don't want him next to be, he wouldn't just approach me and sit next to me. Although there he was but that at least I got to shove his ass of the chair. It didn't help to much cause all he did was sit in front of me. One other thing is that our teacher wanted to try something different so there were Crome Books on some of the desks. Since we couldn't move them I was force to sit next to Rafael. After a starter and reading a little we got to the small laptops on our desks. Instantly I saw how much ass they suck. It was very awkward to use and once I got on it I chose the best icon. A god damn penguin, best choice ever. Before going on to games I looked for a writing app such as this so I could wright a weird ass story to disgust and other student who decided to use it, but of course there was none. So I was gonna download one. I just googled "free Microsoft word" ,and I clicked on the first link. And like no other it was shit, so I clicked on another and it was this exact writing tool. It was free, but it still needed credit card information so I just gave up. I decided to look up unblocked games and started playing flappy bird, but I said enough about that shitty ass period onto break. As I always do I went to my locker loaded up and went to where the hallway to art was. For the third day in a row Joey was late. I wasn't angered or upset but wanted to taze the shit outa him. He came in about 30 seconds. His friend Samantha or whatever the fuck she was came and said that joey was holding hands and kissed a girl on the field trip. Since I wasn't there I was pissed that he didn't tell me, so being myself I questioned him about it. He played along until I bugged the shit outa him then he told me she was full of shit. Then that made me remember Joey said the girl I liked Bailey DontReallyNoHerLastName likes me as well. Knowing Joey I knew he was fucking me, so I called him on it and said yet again that I was right. I'm just the fucking greatest at guessing what he has hidden. Once third period started the day was getting funner. Just a side note, fuck spelling check funner's a word. Once I walked in art class I told Joey how that dumbass kid Rafael has 4 F's 1 D and 1 B. Damn I mean really school ain't that fucking hard. Anyways I got my stuff and sat down. There was a starter that reminded me about something that happened a while ago. It was the protest at the Chinese embassy in New York. It was the protest against dolphins getting slaughtered. I drew a picture of it and titled it "CHINESE EMBASSY NEW YORK PROTEST AGAINST DOLPHIN SLAUGHTER". After the starter we had to watch a movie and take some notes. Btw this had nothing to do with art it was just some stupid shit. I got up to sharpen my pencil and noticed my eraser was gone. Now for some detective ass shit. I first asked Joey where it was he insisted that Kailey had it. I believed him after all she stole my pen. I searched her backpack vigorously, but found nothing. Then I started suspecting Joey. Long story short Kailey had it, but she got away after class. As I do at the ending of every third period I followed Joey until we were next to some stairs. Once he stepped near them I pushed him and yelled "JOEY JUMP OR WE WILL ALL DIE" ,but of course he doesn't listen and ends up skipping down the stairs. I like to play with Joey that I shove us hard as fuck into people to see how they react. Although Joey doesn't like it to much I think it's hysterical. We get into class and just to not bore anyone, I just embarrassed the fuck outa him in front of two girls like I do every day. That was really all the interesting things in my day after that I don't see Joey till the next day. Except right after school I wrapped his ass in tape.