Stupid and Contagious

5/4/15

As I wake up I start the day a little eager. It was a Monday which was why this was a little odd. I ate a lot slower than usual though. Luckily we left late so I didn't have to wait 10 minutes. Surprisingly Isaac wasn't there. History class was the same we took some notes on some video. Next period all we did was talk about the upcoming project, which by the way I have 3 of. Joey was extremely late since last time which caused me to chase his ass while he was getting his breakfast cookies. I thought to myself he must have a demon, so I got a pixie stick and through my holy powder all over him. This cured him for a short while. Into art class we did a weird looking starter which turned out to be a bowl of soup to me. Joey like always couldn't hold shit to his life, so he told everyone I had candy. This meant war. Rafael wanted his fix the most. This even brought him to stealing, but I caught onto his scam. I saw him trying to take some of my magic sticks of god, so I slammed his bitch ass head into the desk he was hiding behind. He scurried past me like the little bitch he is. But if it had to come Joey's demons came back. One tiny holy stick wouldn't do shit this time, so I got three. I uncapped them all and poured them on his demonly heart. He went crazy he said he just got mad, but I knew it was his demons. Walking down the hall I decided to yell "HOLY STICKS" and throw the empty powder canisters onto a random girl. She freaked out since her herself had some demons. Once again we reached the stairs, and I had to push Joey my hardest to make him jump off the stair. Sadly this didn't work. Just to be sure I emptied one more holy stick on Joey. We walked in class, and we began to talk about the field trip I missed. Apparently a kid stabbed the shit out of a cactus, and all the teachers were pissed. After explaining this, Joey and I were laughing. Then our teacher explained how the three kids laughing were most likely the kids who did it. Since I was gone that day I quickly questioned Joey. Who apparently had nothing to do with It. Aside from my cursing and screaming at Joey the two girls beside me started getting mad. One was some random ass girl I forgot the name of. The other the first crush I had in school Faith was an A student. She didn't like how I was acting so she approached me with the bitchiest tone and told me to not curse. I just let out a loud and long "SHHHHHHH". This seemed to work a lot. On both of them in fact, if they shush me I do it back and they shut up. Lunch was pretty fun. Since no basketball courts were open we decided to get a soccer court. As I gave Asher some candy everyone began to catch on. Suddenly I went from 40 holy sticks to 3. I picked up the remaining capsules and began shanking anyone I saw eating them. Just to say this lunch was a fun one. P.E. want special in fact it was boring as fuck just like every 5th period. The only fun part was turning my friend Russell into a bumble bee, then into a tiger. Math was a bore too. I got squirted by a water bottle and did the same to random civilians. After school I went to Stater Bros and bought a shit ton of candy, sunflower seeds, and soda. No more interesting things really happened today.