║I-I NEED A TISSUE - LEMON║

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Okay so I got this request from Vannah-chan22 and lemme just say... OMG SJSJEBHDIQOQJEJAOW

I'm sooo gonna mess this up. This lemon involves 3 of my ships:

• FrUK

• RoChu

• GerIta

OH and Hungary and America may or may not be watching/filming all 3 of these couples having **BLEEP** ahhaaahh. SEX TAPE....

*WARNING* - THIS IS A LEMON WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE SEXUAL CONTENT IN THIS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEXUAL CONTENT, THEN, PLEASE DON'T READ. ALSO, THIS WILL BE YAOI (BOY X BOY). IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT EITHER, THEN, AGAIN, PLEASE DON'T READ.

THANK YOOOUUUU

Okayy, with that said... STORY TIME!

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"Ve~ Doitsu?" a bubbly, young Italian chirped. "Why-a are we going to-a Roderich's house? Did-a Miss Elizabeta invite us?"

"Ja, Feli. I really don't know vhy zhough. It seems razher strange," the German replied, getting lost in his own thoughts. Suddenly, he felt something heavy jump onto his back. "Feli?"

Feli wrapped his arms around Ludwig's neck and his legs wrapped around the blonde's waist, messing up his baby blue t-shirt. His auburn hair covered his light brown eyes as he bent over to kiss his boyfriend's soft forehead. "Ti amo, Luddy," Feli whispered into his ear softly, sending a wave of pleasure down Ludwig's spine.

The blue-eyed adult looked up at his smiling lover and pressed his lips onto his nose, kissing the tip. Feli's warm eyes shut closed as he turned away to cover his light pink blush by fiddling with the cross pedant Ludwig had given him. "Ich liebe dich, auch, Feli." The two of them walked towards Roderich's mansion oblivious to the yaoi lover that was lurking inside...

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*DING DONG*

"I'll get it!" a Russian voice called out, rushing towards the door, his light pink scarf trailing behind him.

Yao popped his head out of the living room with his large Hello Kitty plush tucked under his right arm. The doorbell had ruined the silence, making his head throb even more. "Aiya! Who's at door? I told everyone to leave us alone, aru~" The Chinese man squinted at Ivan and spotted a wallet poking out of his jean pocket. "WAH~? DID YOU ORDER CHINESE FOOD BEHIND MY BACK, ARU~?" he screamed throwing Hello Kitty towards the wall.

Ivan smiled nervously and stepped back. An angry Chinese man could be scary, scarier than him. "Yeah.. I didn't want to bother you, so I called while you were asleep," he explained, raising his hands up in defeat.

He clenched his fists under his long sleeves, holding himself back from punching his boyfriend. "YOU REALLY CALLED WHEN YOU HAVE CHINESE BOYFRIEND TO COOK FOR YOU! I WAS HUNGRY, TOO, ARU~!" Yao marched up to Ivan, pulled him by his scarf and hopped onto a chair to smack his head (it was the only way he could). Then, he dragged the beige-blonde to the door and opened it. "Ah, bàoqiàn [抱歉]. We don't need your foo--," he began before being put in a sack, along with Ivan, and thrown into a car. 

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"OI! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

"I SAID IF YOUR DICK WAS THICKER THAN YOUR GODDAMN EYEBROWS WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!" 

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