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by strarryDrizzle

* y/n buys an haunted house *
Ghost: Geeeeeeeet Ouuuuuuuuut.
Y/n : Paaaaayy reeeeeennnntttt!
Ghost : I'm 200 years old!!!
Y/n : Then you are 200 years due!! PAY ME MF !!
Ghost : * disappears *

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* y/n gets call from kidnappers*
Kidnappers: we have Jisung!!
Y/n: oh my god!! Give him the phone!!
Jisung: * crying * Y/n !!!!
Y/n: where's the TV remote??
Jisung: Between couch pillows! * Sniffles *
Y/n: Ok got it * cuts the call*
Jisung: * looks with his boba eyes* she cut the call.
Jisung: lets try Chan hyung!! * Starts dialing*

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y/n and hyunjin : * tiptoeing towards minho's bed to pull a prank **
Minho : if you disturb my sleep I'll disturb your breathing

y/n and hyunjin walks away tiptoeing

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Minho : [ at an interview ] I used to cook a lot in debut times and y/n would help me a lot ...

[ flashback]

y/n: [reading the recipe ] Beat four eggs.
Y/n:
Y/n: [ looks at the eggs ] Y'all are dead.

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Jisung: You know, the opposite of firefly is waterfall.
Changbin: [slamming on the breaks ]
Changbin : Get out of my car.

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Chan: Hey y/n, could you pleas-
Y/n : I'd die for you.
Chan : Um okay- but could you just-
Y/n : I'd sell my soul to the devil if you needed me to.
Chan : Aw but i just need the-
Y/n: Anything.
Chan : Please pass me the salt, y/n. Just the salt.

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Y/n: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss
him on the lips what should I do?
Minho: punch him in the stomach then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Jeongin: tackle him
Changbin: dump him
Hyunjin: kick him on the shin
Chan: NO TO ALL OF THOSE just ask me to lean down baby.

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Chan: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Y/n, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Hyunjin: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth ?
jeongin: you're a hazard to society
Y/n: and a coward. Do twenty

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Y/n: [whimpering]
Chan: what happened?
Y/n: it's nothing, don't worry.
Chan: who did this to you?
Y/n: please let it go. don't make it worse.
Chan: i promise i won't get mad. just tell me.
Y/n: i just stubbed my toe on a door-
Chan, revving a chainsaw: which one?

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