Things I'll Never Say the rest of the movie

Act 4

Jessie and Evan in their tents, both bursting with anticipation and fear of the next steps that came for them, which was proposing.

Today was the day- it had to be because this was the last chance they had before Delilah and Branden took off to Musica to get married and have themselves a royal wedding.

Jessie walks out of her tent, and screams because of the sight she sees. Her father.

Evan runs out of his tent with a water bottle and throws it at them before he can notice who it is. "Dad?" he asks. "When did you get out of prison?"

He laughs. "Hah, shuddap son and give your old man a hug. You too Jessica." They all group hug, and Jessie and Even give each other faces that just SCREAM what the heck is going on?

"What are you  DOING here?" Jessie asks. 

"And what do you WANT? YOU are never nice to US."

"Your entire lives, I wasn't a real father to you, and I am sorry for that. I'm sorry for never being there, and I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you. I don't expect you to forgive me."

Evan jumps on him and gives him a hug. "Dad, for eighteen years, to hear those words come from your mouth is all I could've ever asked for."

Jessie taps her foot repeatedly. "Look, I'm really touched that we're having this family bonding moment here, and we obviously have a lot to talk about, but right now isn't the time! If  we don't get to the airport within a few hours, we're going to lose the people that we love forever!"

"Alright, then let's all get in my car and go! We're a long ways away for the airport!" Their Dad yells.

They all run to his car, and Evan asks," By the way, how did you know where we were?"

"I had a GPS chip installed into your head when you were six," his father says. "And they accidentally hit your brain, sorry son."

-Meanwhile-

Shannon and Megan sit in the Star Cafe together, awkwardly sipping their coffees. Shannon had invited Megan there to tie up their loose ends.

"So, Tyler and I ended things," Shannon says.

Megan stares at her cup. "I'm . . . Sorry to hear that."

"I am just so DONE with him and all these other girls you know? I'm fed up!"

"So why did you invite me here exactly?"

"To tell you that since you're SO in love with him, he's yours now. GOD help you."

Megan should be thrilled right? The love of her life is suddenly available and would probably take her now. So why isn't she? Why is her mind drifting off towards Branden?

LMFAO JK IT'S DRIFTING OFF TOWARDS JOSH!

"Agh! I don't want him anymore! I fell in love wish Josh!" Megan screams, leading the rest of the coffee shop to stare at her."

The non-plot-related twins are in the restaurant, and Jenna is squealing with joy as Jenny rolls her eyes.

"I called it!" Jenna yells. "I SOO called it!"

"Okay fine you win," Jenny says, giving  her five dollars.

"Boo-yah."

"That phrase might've been okay if you said it ten years ago."

Shannon gives a pleased smile. "That's what I was kinda hoping for."

"YOU PLANNED THIS?!" Megan shouts.