Rex Crozzo, the youngest of the Crozzo brothers said nothing as he chewed on the piece of bread baked by his (future) sister (in-law). Egg pie, his favorite kind of pie, was delicious. The taste, the texture, they all composed a beautiful symphony that filled not only his soul, but his belly as well.
Munch.
Opening his eyes, the young man blinked at the sight of a pair of playful blue eyes belonging to his best friend, Kiana Kaslana. She was pretty close and she bit off a chunk of the pie he was holding.
"Hey, Rex!" The young tuna said with a grin,
"..."
"I love you!" Feeling the soft warmth of his best friend around his body, the youngest Crozzo pulled a gun and bang!
Blood and brain matter sprayed onto the wall.
SIMULATION COMPLETE.
Rex Crozzo opened his eyes before removing a device on his head.
"How did I do?" The youngest brother asked, looking at the disturbed faces of his testers: future sis-in-law Elysia, big sis Mobius, and cool sis Vill-V.
"What are you three doing to Rex?" Reinhardt Crozzo, the oldest brother asked, looking at the three young women.
"Oh, we're just testing Rex," Vill-V said with a smile. "If you disapprove, then offering my body and purity to you will be a suitable payment,"
Wisely, the youngest Crozzo ignored what she said.
Crack, Reinhardt Crozzo, oldest brother of the Crozzos and confirmed womanizing simp, reached for Vill-V's head and clenched her head with one hand.
"Rex volunteered for my newest experiment, it's safe," Mobius said with a smile.
"Bis sis Ely promised me a pie!" Rex said, looking at his older brother who dropped Vill-V and Mobius.
Reinhardt sighed as he looked at Elysia and pinched her cheeks.
"Harder daddy,"
And with that, the youngest Crozzo slipped away from the woman who seduced his brother but failed miserably.
Wait... Did big sis Ely fail or did she succeed because most of the last week, Rein ranted about their mission when she was injured.
-_-
Roaming the halls of their home in Japan, the young man approached his favorite spot, a tree by a small pond filled with the fishes he raised. The birds sang as he sat on the tree, his back supported by the powerful bark.
"This is the life..." He whispered before pulling out an acoustic guitar.
The conductor, his title given to him after he conducted several songs for his brothers' birthdays. It was a title he held with pride. Beautiful melodies echoed from the strings as the young man played a song.
Noticing a shift in the air, the youngest Crozzo played his strings slower and. In a flash, a barrel of a revolver found itself under the chin of one Sparkle Crozzo, his adoptive cousin through his uncle Jack.
One of them and the older adoptive sister to Seele Vollerei.
"Hmph, no fair~," she whined while ignoring the barrel of the gun on her chin. "You're a bard, not a Ranger."
"What is it?" Rex asked, calmly looking at the scenery of his fishes playing while holding the gun.
"I missed my cousin!"
"Bullshit."
"Bleh!" Hopping away, Sparkle stuck her tongue out at the youngest Crozzo while Rex lowered his gun.
"Bug sis... Don't tease Rex." Seele, bless her heart, said, scolding her older sister.
Ignoring the two, the young conductor plucked the strings of his guitar, playing a song once again. Meanwhile, a nearby white cat grinned as she spotted her target.
"Meow~," one Kiana Kaslana said with a grin, meowing as she held the youngest Crozzo in an affectionate hug before nuzzling his cheek with hers like a cat. a pair of white fluffy cat eared headbands on her head. "Did I surprise you?" She asked only for Rex to turn into a cloud of mist.
Reappearing on top of a tre branch, the youngest Crozzo plucked the strings of his guitar. "No," calmly replied the young man.
"Kiana-chan, please stop messing with Rex-kun," Mei said with a pout. "Good morning Rex-kun,"
"Morning, Mei. morning, Seele," Rex greeted his cousin and friend, Mei Raiden.
On a nearby vase, a familiar pink-haired child, Rin Yae, popped her head open, raising the soil and plant on it.
"Big bro! The Overseer wants to meet you! And Reve needs help in choosing some clothes for a date!"
"..." The youngest Crozzo sighed as he disappeared into a veil of thin mist, reappearing besides Rin and removed the soil and plant on her head. "Fine, clean up first then ask Rein or big sis Ely for more training."
"Okay!" With those words, the young apprentice of his oldest brother ran away.
-_-_-
meanwhile,
Reve Crozzo panicked, pacing all over his room while Rita Rossweisse, their maid, looked at Reve with her visible eye closed and a smile that didn't fit in her face.
"Why am I going on a date?! With Raven?!" He was the same age as Raven and this was too much.
"Well, master Reve," hearing the words of his maid and friend, the middle Crozzo looked at her. "I shall help you prepare." Rita said with a cold smile as she looked at the clothes REVE had which were a lot and all recommended by her of course. With one move, she perfectly yet aggressively yanked a cloth off the Closet.
Rin and Rex wisely closed the door and looked at each other.
"Uhm, do we make sure Rita doesn't pop the next condom she gives Reve?"
"Rin, we must never get in the way of a desperate woman." Rex advices as he remembered a memory.
A memory of poor uncle Jack getting used by the Shigure Kiara as a stress ball. The idol and his uncle were good friends and had been for two decades now. Their friendship began when Shigure first joined Schicksal and it continued till the end.
There was also that time known as the day of lust when someone, Mobius, 'accidentally' released a pheromone inside the house and uncle Jack ended up as being Shigure's stuffed toy for a week. His poor uncle couldn't object since Shigure cried when he needed to leave.
"Okay, big bro!"
The older of the pair smiled and ruffled the youngest's pink hair with a gentle smile.
"Now, let's go get some ice cream."
He said, ignoring how Seele and Bronya made out while how Kiana and Mei cuddled on the couch while watching a movie.
Ice cream time with his little sister in all but blood was more important.
Kallen Kaslana, Reinhardt's best friend since childhood, sighed to herself. She still remembered how both she and Sakura saw both Reinhardt and Elysia on a cafe with the pink elf staying close to him, embracing his arm.
The weirdest part is that while Rex looked annoyed at her, his body language was not. He was just fine with her touching him which was a bigger shock since Rein hated physical contact. With most people except for her and his family members meaning despite what he said, he sees her as someone special to him. She did not like it one bit.
