Kaiser being himself

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I don't know it's from a convo from a few minutes ago so yes

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Kaiser made his way over to Sol visibly upset and distraught. When he caught the stars attention he started to yap.

"Earth's an independent infertile planet, she doesn't need light." he shrieked angrily.

Sol obviously didn't care because it's a fucking human so he brushed it off and went back to doing what a star does.

Earth would then cinematically fly through space in search of another galaxy, taking Jupiter with her, to find a system where they won't be offended by everyone

Soon, earth would stumble across Andromeda, a decent sized galaxy, with alot of sparkle...

Earth: Hola, who are you mf
Andromeda: woah that wasn't very nice 😦
Jupiter: I'm sorry friend, she's a little mad since our last galaxy offended her.
Earth: IM NOT MAD IM JS ANNOYED!!
Andromeda: ah, I see

Andromeda with take Jupiter and earth to see around their galaxy, showing them all the amazing systems and stars they could live in

Andromeda would lead them to a bright star named Alpheratz, annoying guy, but still decent
Andromeda: Hey Alpheratz, how are you?
Alpheratz: Oh goodie! Greetings Andromeda, I am most delightful today!

And end it with "they ended up happily ever after"

(I was gonna get beat up idk why but he never wrote that)

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