MANIAC | SEOKSOO FF

PART 01

"I HATE SEONGWOO KIM... MAY YOU GET AN INGROWN TOE NAIL FOR LIFE... MAY ALL YOUR HAIR FALL AND NEVER EVER COMEBACK... MAY YOUR FAVORITE SOCK IS ALWAYS DAMB AT IT'S THUMB... MAY YOUR FUCKING ROUND GLASSES ARE ALWAYS SMUDGED NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIOE THEN OFF... MAY YOU STEP ON A LEGO IN DARK.." Jisoo shouted out sitting at the bench near the river bank. He knew he was a maniac, an extremely crazy one and the thought always put him at ease.

He rubbed his throat to get rid of that lumpy feeling. "Ah now my throat is soar.. Fuck you Seongwoo.." Calmly he stood up straightening the creases of his shirt, tugged his hands in the pocket.

"What a lovely evening.." He softly smiled looking at the setting sun and started slow walking on the bridge, whistling his favorite melody.

He felt a swoosh of air passed by him. He looked at the figure that stopped a little far away from him.

"Did you also hear someone screaming??" The guy asked making Jisoo hault in his spot.

"What scream??" He blinked innocently looking at the taller figure.

Seokmin blinked back. "Like someone was depressed... screaming.. More like cursing.."

Jisoo's lips wanted to twitch but he had held himself. "May be now they are resting in peace??" He said making a cross on his heart.

Seokmin repeted the action but then his eyes went wide in realization. "Oh my god??? Did they die???" Seokmin shouted running to the place where he heard the screams.

Jisoo gave an amused look to the figure running towards the bench where he was sitting moments ago.

Just then he saw his twin approaching him with a sickening smile and heard someone wailing loudly. He was confused between what was more intresting.

The unknown guy wailing for an unknown guy's death, when that unknown is unknowingly alive.

Or

His twin who definitely came with some hot tea as the smile was indicator of it.

Jeonghan tapped his shoulder. "Is he crying because of you???"

Jisoo looked at Jeonghan then again at Seokmin. "Kind of.. Mourning over my death.."

Jeonghan gave an amused look before pulling Jisoo along with him.

"I did an absolutely amazing work in order to make us both proud." Jeonghan said pulling him in the parking lot.

Jisoo looked around the lot there was few cars in society's parking.

"Tadaaaaa" Jeonghan pointed his phone's flashlight near the pole. There was a gift box and the poll was decorated with spray paint.

'Gift for Choi Seungcheol.' - Secret admirer.

Jisoo pressed his lips together looking at the drawing that Jeonghan made of Seungcheol. The eyebrows were only thing looking in the face.

"That's absolutely amazing Hannie... What's in the box???" Jisoo kicked the box which was actually heavy.

"There's CFS for his cars..." Jeonghan said.

Jisoo arched his brows asking for more. Jeonghan can't be this generous, not with Seungcheol. He grew up with them, being 0 to 24... Jeonghan won't let any chance slip off from his hand. Finding reasons to bug Seungcheol has always been his favorite job.

Jeonghan came closer to him. "I exchanged the fluid with some honey and shampoo. And look at this...." Jeonghan pointed at the brand new car of Seungcheol which was covered with wet toilet papers.

Jisoo laughed at that. "Isn't it too much???"

Jeonghan shook his head. "No No dear Jisoos... He should've thought twice honking at me when I was zoning out. You can't even imagine the embarassment I went through."

Jisoo nodded, of course, Seungcheol has to pay for what he did.

Jeonghan signalled him to run as they sensed someone entering the lot. They both quickly went in elevator going straight to their house.

"So how it's going with Seongwoo?" Jeonghan asked.

"Just the normal. If I get the access of his device one day I will be declaring him as impotent." Jisoo calmly replied.

Jeonghan nodded in understandment. "I will be making a medical report for you."

Jisoo thanked him bowing 90 degree.
Jeonghan patted his head.

"Jihoonaahhhhh" Soonyoung sang loudly burrying his face in Jihoon's neck. It's the favorite part of his day, coming from a hectic day at work, sniffing the sweet scent of his partner who is preparing a hearty meal for him and their three year old son patiently waiting for his turn to be hugged by his father.

"Aigooo.. Our lil Dino!!" Soonyoung lifted him swirling him up in the air. The melodious laugh filled the apartment.

"Appaaaa..." He chirped against Soonyoung's neck hugging his neck with his small arms.

"Okay okay now.. We don't want the food to run cold, do we?" Jihoon took Dino from Soonyoung's arms making him sit on the high chair near kitchen.
"Go wash up Soonie, I will call Seokmin as well."

"Oh yeah, he was coming right? He is gonna stay with us right??"

"Yeah he came in morning when you left.. maybe taking a tour around the society." Jihoon said stirring the boiling soup.

Soonyoung nodded chewing on Dino's cheek playfully one last time before going to wash up.

Seokmin came in the apartment, closing the door behind.

"Minminnnn" Dino wiggled in his chair making grabby arms towards his uncle.

Seokmin gave his toothpaste commercial smile, rushing towards his little nephew.

"Minmin.. look at this." Dino showed the star mark on his palm.

"Wow... The star is shininggg"

"Yes.. Soo.. Sensang.. Sensaen.. Sensannim gave Dino star."

Seokmin ruffled his hair."You like school?"

"Dino like Soo.. Sensannim.." Dino gave a toothy grin with his eyes holding stars. "Seungkwan chingu is bad bad.. Bonon chingu is goodie.."

Seokmin squinted his eyes making a serious face.

"We will complain about Seungkwan chingu to Soo sensaengnim okay?"

"NWO.. Kwannie will be sad." Dino pouted at the thought of making his friend sad.

Seokmin shook his head ruffling Dino's hair and settled down for dinner washing his face.

"Seokminah.. Eomma asked you to call her, you did not pick her call and she is upset about it." Jihoon said putting the pot of soup on table.

"Why would you make my mother in law upset?" Soonyoung came out rubbing his wet hairs with the towel.

"Oh.. My phone ran out of battery. And yeah... there was some guy near the river side trying to end his life."

Soonyoung and Jihoon both diverted their attentions to Seokmin.

"Is he alive??"

"I don't know.. Some passerby said they must be resting in peace..."

"And you certainly wailed out there like an idiot?" Jihoon looked at him.

"It would've been heartless if he didn't..." Soonyoung said patting Seokmin's shoulder. He is proud of his brother in law.

Jihoon just rolled his eyes, serving the food in the bowls.