(DISCONTINUED) ♡A Twisted World for the Heart♡

❤𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜❤

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡!

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Deuce: That's ridiculous, Ace doesn't have a crush on me.

M/n: Yes they do.

Sebek: Yes they do.

Ace: Yes I do.

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M/n: There's no way they like me back.

Epel: Ace would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

M/n: Ace would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Ace: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? (Talking about M/n and Deuce)

Sebek: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

Ace: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

Sebek: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Jack: The stars are so beautiful...

M/n: They're just giant balls of gas.

Jack: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

M/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Jack: Oh...

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Ace: Bad news—Sebek locked themself outside of their own house.

Ace: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Ace: Bad news—Epel finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/enbies.

Ace: Good news—a cute guy/enby saw me do it.

Ace: Bad news—it was M/n, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

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Deuce: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Ace: *raises hand*

Epel: *puts their hand down*

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Ace: How do I make a date really romantic?

Sebek: Be mysterious.

Ace: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Deuce*

Deuce: So where are we going?

Ace: None of your fucking business.