Who's That Guy...

On the dubble date

Breanna's p.o.v
As I look over at Josh I get slapped on the head by Emily.
"What the fuck was that for?!?!?!"
"Hahaha you were staring and I think I saw drool come out of your mouth."
"What?!?!?! No, I-i-i was n-not."
Fuck now I'm stuttering.
"Hahahaha!!"
Thanks so much. note the sarcasm.
As we talked more, I noticed that Emily was smiling like an idiot so I asked her what the fuck she was smiling about.
"Hoe, what the fuck are you smiling at?"
"Oh just that Josh is staring at you."
Oh and here comes the oh so famous blush.
"Awww is bre blushing!!"
Great now I'm blushing an even deeper red.
"She is!!!"
Ugh make it stop!!!
Who's standing in front of me. Oh it's Josh.
"Hey baby look at me."
I shack my head no.
So he lifted my head up and smiles at me.
"Never hide your face or blush from me, ok"
"Ok, can we eat now."
He chuckles and says yes, what can I say I love food. As we enter the restaurant and we are seated we get a girl waiter.
"Hey my name is Stacy, I'll be your waiter for to night."
Ugh her voice is so high pitch and she's pushing her boobs out to make them look bigger. Ewww.
"Can I get a Pepsi? Please."
"Sure."
Wow she's s a bitch.
" What would you two hot things want to drink?"
What the fuck dose she not see that they have girlfriends?!?!?!
"We will get the same thing as them."
"Ok."
Did she just wink at them?!?!?! Oh great now I feel sick to my stomach.
"I'll be right back."
"I'll go with you."
Thank god I can trust Emily.

Josh p.o.v
When Breanna and Emily got up I know something was not right.
"Something not right."
"Your right bro, something not right."
"I'll be ba-"
"What would you like to order hit thing."
Oh god she's so irritating.
"We're not ready."
"Ok, well since your not ready and those things are gone I can keep you guys company for a while."
"Look Stacy we have girlfriends that you just called things, and we are not looking for anything from you. so would you please leave us alone."
"What do they have that I don't?!?!?!"
"Hmmm, a heart, a voice sweet as Nutella spread not a voice so high pitched that will brake your ears. they would not flirt with other guys, they don't ask for sex. and they care for people who are down, unlike you."
Her face was the best thing ever and I know Mason got that on video.
"Fine."
"Bro that was the best fucking thing ever."
"I know."
"We're back, so what did we miss?"
"The most funny thing ever I'll show you."
After the girls saw the video they were laughing their asses off. it was good to see that my girl was laughing.
"I can't believe you told her off."
"I wonder who going to be are waiter now."
"Hey guys, my name is Stefan and I'll be your waiter."
Oh god now he's going to flirt with my girl.
"hey Stefan can we get-"
"A salad for you girls why not."
"Excuse me, I was say can we get burgers. oh and next time don't fucking flirt with me. or my bitch we have boyfriends that are in front of us, so fuck off."
"Ye- yes m-m-mama."
"Oh my fucking god that was funny as hell. hahahahaha."

After we eat we all decided that we would go to my house and watch a scary movie. even though the girls were disagreeing with us. We said that we would hold them when it came to a scary part of the movie.
"Fine you guys win."
"Yes!!"
Oooo we just got flipped off by are girlfriends.
"Hahaha you guys love us."
"Sadly yes we do."
"Nice one Em."
"Right."
"Let high five on that."
"Ok."
I will never understand them.