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"Ha?" It was a notable moment when the ash-haired assassin stopped speaking. His mouth was pressed into a firm line and he looked at you with an unreadable expression. It was seconds after that he looked at you again.

"Ahem- As i was saying.." You wanted to let the man speak, really. But everything was too much of a blur to remember and you had to piece things together.

"Uh, pardon me for this but weren't we just fighting just now?" He looked at you dead in the eyes, visibly annoyed to be interrupted again without any warning. "We already finished that." Which didn't make sense because you were JUST fighting RIGHT NOW. This doesn't even-

<<Teacup, just don't question it.>> Her mind friend must be trying to mess with her because-
'did you seriously just call me teacup..?'

<<Yes?>>

'Don't do that ever again, you're traumatizing me.' She heard a small clicking voice before her 'mind friend' responded in emoticons

<< ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ >>

Risotto must've noticed her spacing out because he was just silent and staring at her by the time she focused in the topic at hand again. This went on for 5 minutes until you couldn't handle it anymore and with a flick of your tail, you finally spoke. "..Okay you can start speaking again, you're creeping me out."

And basically a discussion about how everything is gonna work and how your plan is gonna take place occurred. After all that the giant BDSM clown took a final look at you and left through your window. Which isn't very safe but he's an assassin so he's probably gonna be fine.

You still had one problem though.

How the fuck are you going to hide your reptilian features..?

Could Giorno help in some way?? Probably not though..

'I hope to God this form only comes out during a certain part of fighting with my stand.. which would not make sense because i woke up like this.' But, the Gods heard your prayers and Selena was quickly up to date.

<< Actually, Teacu- ... Uriel, I can actually undo the form for you if you want. Since i literally live inside your soul i can make changes.>> Needless to say you were fucking scared. 'THAT'S CREEPY WHATTHEFUCK DUDE??'

<<I know it sounds freaky n stuff but do you want to revert back now or should we wait for later?" You had to think for awhile.. Have this weird form on and mess around with Giorno or revert back now and see how things are going on Giorno's end without messing and scaring the shit out of him? 'Nah, let's do the latter. I don't want to get into trouble with him.. Yea sure do your job Lena.'

Not even a second later, She had already transformed you back.

"Thank God im back.. Never am i not gonna be grateful to be human again.." 'Thank you, Selena'

Time skip brought to you by: King Crimson (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ

It's actually been awhile... Aside from the occasional visits from La Squadra that they called "investigating" that happens whenever they just want to mess with you. Occasional visits from Giorno and Narancia were lots of fun, too. All of them were quite welcoming.. besides the fact that a certain assassin squad can't seem to find anything about you so they choose to stalk you instead.

There were a few times you ran into a suspicious pink haired dude, but you figured that his time would come eventually anyway. Though you did snap a few pictures of him and kept it, just in case. The time for their "canon event would soon arrive, and no way in hell would you leave them now.

Not after all that weird creepy reptilian shit that happened to your body..

Come to think of it- Where was your stand during all this..? Not even your sub-stand appeared.. During that fight with Risotto, You only fought with your new "form" but your stand did not appear. Was this also tied to when [Selena] went quiet for a while? Huh..

Just when you thought nothing else would happen, Your stand, [Under The Bridge] or Umbra for that matter.. appeared. Though she just waved hi to you and disappeared again. I guess that means you can use your stand again? Okay.

Oh well. All that thinking can be done later. For now, Let's see how Narancia and the others are doing. Selena did say something about that.. I just forgot what.

You grabbed your phone, which was surprisingly already fully charged by some kind of miracle. Your wallet never ran out of Lira either, so you were fine financially. With everything prepared, you locked the door to your house and went to find the gang.

Italy was still in the norm. Of course, you saw some kids having drugs and inhaling them like there's no tomorrow. God help those kids.. With some help from your stand, you used the shadows to 'borrow' their packs of white packs of sugar and threw them somewhere you couldn't see.

Of course, you played with the drug dealers too. Stealing some of their accumulated money while they weren't looking was always fun. Did you need to do it? No. Is it beneficial for you? No. Were their pathetic faces laughable when they realized their money is gone? Yes.

Anyways, Bucciarati's base wasn't hard to find, but it wasn't easy either. Man, he really planned things huh.. Considering that Mista had joined just a few weeks ago and it's been awhile since any of the old members saw you, you guessed they won't recognize you at first. So what should you do?

Of course, What La squadra has always been doing! Stalking. (Would 100% not recommend it in real life. Seriously don't do this.) We'll just peek through their windo- Oh wait your stand is practically perfect for stalking.

You could just hide in the shadows of their house.. steal their foo- i mean totally only observe.. And they won't know you're there!

Now that you think about it, your stand is awesome as heck..(Writer here, HOW THE KCUF DID I EVEN THINK ABOUT A COOL STAND LIKE THIS??)

Back on track, now that you have their base on sight you acted as normal as possible and hid in the shadow of the house first.

Being very quiet as Bucciarati himself went out, presumably taking on a mission.. When he was finally out of sight, it was by pure luck that somebody else peeked out the door, their shadow being oh so close you could practically just leap out and they wouldn't notice..

Unable to wait anymore, you did exactly that. You learned that It was Mista's shadow you went into.

"Hey, Narancia, what time is it?" You quickly transferred to their table's shadow. Seriously are you not feeling any shane breaking into their house like this.. The Raven hair moved slightly from their comfortable watching spot on the couch to look at Fugo's watch. Fugo just continued to read a book titled "How To Teach Idiots 101".

"It's 3:33 PM.." He said sleepily, already falling back asleep due to the warm weather. "Huh.." The gunslinger closed the door and went to the kitchen to grab himself a good 'ol sandwich.

After taking note about the team's atmosphere, it seems everything is alright. The gothic man seemingly being upstairs. 'Seems like it's a normal slow day for them.. Time to leave.'

You made sure to come out of your shadow space when you were already distanced quite well from their house. Deciding to get yourself some gelato using some guy's money that you totally 'borrowed'. Why do you even need to steal when you already have so much money? Oh well. You called it a day and went back home.

Thank goodness there was actually nothing unusual happening to the bucci gang. If there were, then you might just have to intervene. Or did something else already happen before you came..?

Nah. Probably not, right? Right. 'Hey Selena. You've been awfully quiet today..'

<<It's just your imagination. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡>>

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Guess the next chapter is gonna be pretty long, huh..

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