A/N: The title is "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! IS THAT THE DEVIL!?? FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING BIBLE!!?" but it was too long :(
Saw a funny comment and decided to turn it into a crackfic
The fic is written badly and is ooc on purpose btw
(Also on ao3)
Alastor was walking down the street, just getting back from his visit to the Canibal Colony (or whatever it's called). He stopped once he saw a man on the sidewalk staring at a dead duck
"Noo not the lil duck :(" He heard him say
Juding from his appearance, he was probably another overlord, one that he never saw before. He should probably attack and torture this guy, just for fun🤩
"Hey you!" Alastor shouted as he pointed to the guy
"I'm going to fucking end you!"
"Buh?-" The guy didn't have time to react as he was grabbed by one of Alastor's hentai tentacles and slammed into the nearest wall But to Alastor's surprise, he didn't take any damage
Suddenly his opponent grew horns and wings sprouted from his back
"Fuck! Did I seriously fell off that hard!? People don't even know who I am these days!" The man said to himself as he does that one pose from Dragon Ball and prepares to blast him
"Hey uhh, before I die it would be pretty nice if you'd tell me who you are" Alastor asked awkwardly
"Do you are have stupid? I'm Lucifer! The motherfucking king of hell! Now prepare to die!"
"Erm what the sigma?" said Alastor as he get fucking disintegrated
Alastor opens his eyes and realizes that he was floating in a black void, infront of him was a screen with text saying "You Died!" below it were two buttons: Respawn and Title Screen. Right, sinners can respawn
He clicked the respawn button and suddenly, he was teleported back to where he was with Lucifer now gone
"Gyatt damm why he kinda hot" He said to himself
YOU ARE READING
shitpost book #5
RandomI alredy have books for personal stuff, random memes and shitty fic ideas so this book will be for fandom brainrot :D Also no art here, art will be in my art book
