Gucci.boy: Omg Jungkook!
I'm so sorry!
I was so weird yesterday! I was drunk! I'm so sorry!
Kookie: Its fine
I got one hella good orgasm out of it
Gucci.boy: You can't take anything seriously can you?
Kookie: I can
I just don't want to
Who would want to think with your brain when you can think with your beautiful dick?
Gucci.boy: The fact that you are calling your own dick beautiful is so weird.
No dick is pretty.
Kookie: And how do you know that? You havent seen mine
And im sorry for your sake cuz yours is so ugly
Gucci.boy: Mine is perfectly fine.
Kookie: Im sure it's not as big as mine
Gucci.boy: How do you know?
Kookie: Measure yours
Gucci.boy: Now?
Kookie: Yeh
R u hard
You could watch some porn
Or we could have phone sex
Gucci.boy: Yeah I think I prefer the porn option.
Why would you wanna know my dick size?
Kookie: So I could prove to you im top
Gucci.boy: Fine.
I'll do it.
Wait here.
...
Gucci.boy: Okay I'm done.
Have you measured yours?
Kookie: Ye
Gucci.boy: Mine is 6,5 inches.
Kookie: Im bigger! Told ya
Holy moly this needs to be celebrated!
Your buttcheeks are gonna cry out of pain when I fuck u
Gucci.boy: How big are you?
Kookie: 9 inches...
Gucci.boy: Holy shit !
You are right!
My buttcheeks are gonna cry!
Is it even humanly possible to be over 8 inches?
Kookie: No
Cuz I'm a god
In bed
YOU ARE READING
Tinder I TK
FanfictionKookie: Taehyung. I have to go. Gucci.boy: Why? We just started talking. Kookie: I need to take care of something. Gucci.boy: What? Kookie: The boner you gave me Started: 30/5-24 Ended: 8/10-24
