Are you a baby onedoor who just got into the fandom and their bias is either Myungjaehyun or Leehan cuz they're just too handsome? Are you an ARMY who started stanning BND cuz Jaehyun looks like JK?! Do you feel their music isn't that good but you love the boys so you're still stanning? Are you allergic to boys rizzing boys content? Do you feel personally victimized by ships that aren't your OTP? Now’s your chance to skedaddle. If you can’t handle the rainbows and my sarcasm, the exit is here.
OUT THE DOOR~🚪✨
Assistant: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE ALREADY SCARING THEM AWAY!
Author:... That's the point. Stay away from our boys—
Assistant: *Throws a slipper at her* Ahem! Let us continue.
Disclaimer: This mess of BOYNEXTDOOR incorrect quotes is brought to you by someone whose life is held together by sarcasm, bl fanfic, and maybe Black cats. So, buckle up, buttercup. You’re about to witness some major gay energy, sprinkled with brainrot level chaos.
To the homophobics, just put the fries in the bag and dip, lil bro. This ain’t your lane.
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Alright, y'all, I’ve written these from my perspective, and yes, it’s tagged boyxboy, cuz your man likes dudes. This book is for vibing as yk what incorrect quotes are for. I'm trying to show how the members are or what they might actually do irl.
Let’s get this straight—no hate allowed.
None.
I’m here for a good time, not to watch y’all cry about why your ship isn’t here. If your fave ship didn’t make the cut, that’s tough. This ain’t Burger King—you don’t get it your way. We respect all the ships in this house, alright? (I'm sorry TT)
And I promise you, if you comment on the wrong ship like some of the clowns did in my Enhypen book— Try it, and I swear, I'll channel my full Asian mom mode— slippers in hand, GPS locked on your location, I will find you. This ain’t Taken, but trust me—if you hate on my faves, your wifi’s getting mysteriously cut, and I’m mailing you bombs for the rest of your life. 💣
Oh, and did I mention? I’m Asian, so I’m giving you the Asian mom stare if you think you can throw shade at any member just 'cause of a quote. I see you, Patricia👀. You try something funny, like that Jake girlie who came for Sunoo in my other book? Sis, I’ll pull up with my flip-flops faster than you can blink.
Brother ugh~
AND.. if you don’t know how funny my boy Myungjaehyun is, then kindly swerve.
IN SHORT:
To the haters: Don’t @ me.
To the shippers: You’re in for a wild ride. 💋
And FYI, this is all jokes. I’m not out here on a real mission to bomb the night away. Relax, sweetie, it’s all love unless you cross the line. Our boys might be Nice Guys but I'm a Bitch!
