Phighting made-up dialogues.

「SubKit」:3

Married SubKit AU :3

Med: "You seem so cheery all the time, what is it...?"

Sub: "You just fill yourself with amusement!! Remembering your achievements is one of them."

Med: "You are really something else."

Sub: "Party pooper."

Med: "What.-"

★

Sub: "Oh my Illumina, your horns!!"

Med: "Isn't it antlers. What's so speci-"

Sub: "It's so well done!!"

Med: "Can you stop rubbing it."

Sub: "No!! Hehe."

Med: "Gosh."

★

Med: "Sword is on an appointment with me in probably half an hour."

Sub: "We cann just go to your housezahh!!"

Med: "You're drunk."

Sub: "I'm not!!"

Med: "You are on top of me while the barista stares awkwardly at us."

Sub: "HOLY-"

Med: "Now I have to pay extra, great."

Sub: "Sorry!!"

Med: "..."

★

Sub: "I wish that we could experiment and make world domination happen!!"

Med: "That's too much, Sub. Shut up."

Sub: "A love potion is enough for world domination."

Med: "That didn't make sense."

Sub: "Because you are my world!!"

Med: "You said you want to be dominated."

Sub: "Oh umm-"

Med: "You miserably failed."

★

Med: "Have you ever done an experiment on your invention, Subspace...?"

Sub: "I make them to keep me safe!!"

Med: "You cannot even take care of yourself, it's all me who does the housework."

Sub: "Isn't my Biografts do that all the time?"

Med: "It's called malfunctions."

Sub: "Really..."

★

Sub: "I wish that I wanna be with you all the time... Can I..."

Med: "You broke the promise that you wouldn't be clingy in the last 15 minutes."

Sub: "I still want you."

Med:"I'm wanted? By how much bounty?"

Sub:" WHAT HELP.-"

Med: "I'm not here to help, call a therapist."

Sub: "..."

Med: "Hmm...?"

★

Sub: "I remember we used to experiment and do those fun things together."

Med: "We have been husbands for years, how many times have you brought up this."

Sub: "Oh yeah."

Med: "..."

Sub: "..."

★

Sub: "What coffee variants do you always have??"

Med: "If I recall, black coffee is definitely better."

Sub: "What!!? May I have some??"

Med: "You can't even take the caffeine of a latte."

Sub: "Aww..."

★

Sub: "You are a chess player, right Meddy??"

Med: "Yeah, why...?"

Sub: "Can we play together??"

Med: "I'll mate you in 5 moves."

Sub: "What??"

Med: "NOT IN THAT WAY."

Sub: "Okay let's do it!!"

Med: "We already did it yesterday."

★

Sub: "How do you use your crystals??"

Med: "To use it? Just shatter it, put in on a glass of water. Sip on it and the effects are all in."

Sub: "You are truly gifted."

Med: "I don't like this."

Sub: "Oh, darn..."

I KNOW THIS IS BAD AND KIND OF RUSHED.