Trou-Bull and Cha-Ox

Bull Sh*t

"So let me get this straight, some random person in an unknown country in Africa sold all of these bulls to you for 55 grand?"

My father was very skeptical of this whole operation and also worried about the McCrackens. 

"What if they get loose? Or something bad happens? That can't be good..."

However, J.J. was firm with his plan.

"I've got this whole thing figured out. Hey Summer and Teddy, can you go help me feed them?"

We complied and we started to head out the back door when suddenly-

"NO SON OF MINE IS GOING NEAR THAT BS"

"I'm your only son"

Fortunately, my mother had my back. And J.J.'s, for that matter. She calmed my father down and explained to him how this could be a "learning experience" and some other random stuff before he reluctantly agreed. 

Summer was even more excited when we got out the door and was blabbing about all sorts of what sounded like nonsense.

"Did you know that bulls can weigh up to 1000 pounds? That's so heavy! Like nothing except your mom is like heavier than that! Oh and also, apparently the whole 'bulls charge at red' stuff is a whole lot of baloney..."

Speaking of fun facts, baloney is slang for balogna, which is a type of meat. We were about to feed some baloney/balogna too. No pun intended. In my opinion, I just thought that J.J. acquiring the bulls was nonsense. Sure, it would make a great addition to the ranch, but there seemed to be no purpose. On the other hand, I've never seen bulls up close and I don't even know if they have any in Fun Jungle. I'm always too busy nearly getting killed. Anyways, Summer quieted down. Strange. Then I see it. The once full, loud, messy barn packed to the brim with bulls, is now a deserted house.