(This one's for you, blueflameknight.)
(Hope you enjoy!)
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Wolfgang and the Chompy Mage were about to enter the Academy when suddenly... a familiar foe appears, pointing g**s at them.
(You know who it is...)
Y/N: Alright, fools. Place your weapons on the conveyor belt.
Wolfgang: Y/N? What in Skylands are you doing here? I thought you went back home to Earth. (Which is where t h e y are...)
Y/N: I'm everywhere... Now put up those weapons!
Wolfgang: (I'm starting to hate that guy...)
Wolfgang growls as he and Chompy Mage place their weapons on the conveyor belt as it took their weapons to the scanning area, where Maleficent (ahem Tayln) was chilling, eating an apple.
Y/N walks over to her.
Y/N: Tayln, I want you to make sure you search *kicks Tayln on the head with his foot* Every *kicks Tayln on the head with his foot* Single *kicks Tayln on the head with his foot* INCH of these weapons. We will have order!
Wolfgang's ears perk up when hearing what Y/N said.
Wolfgang: Dude, why are you treating us so harshly? We're Skylanders! Why don't you just let us in?
Y/N teleports in front of Wolfgang, scaring him a bit as the h***n point his g** at him.
Y/N: Because!
Y/N was thinking about the fun times with Stealth Elf, such good times shred a tear in his eye.
Wolfgang just watch him in confusion and fear while Chompy Mage is... being a happy, jolly mage.
Y/N: Because... *turns to Tayln* Tayln, is there some evil in the midst?!
Tayln: Everything is fine, Y/N. You're just worrying too much.
Y/N saw the boneharp and points to it.
Y/N: Nonsense! What is that? Looks like an axe to me!
Wolfgang: (What's his problem...?) Y/N- whoever you are, that's my boneharp. True, it's like an axe, but I'm not evil anymore, I am a Skylander, just like the Chompy Mage!
Darkness covers Y/N's eyes...
Y/N: Did you say... axe...?
Suddenly, the alarms on Y/N's hat begins to blare, alarming the guards.
Y/N: Red alert! Red alert! We have a villain here!
Wolfgang: All that for my boneharp?!
Y/N knocked Wolfgang down on the ground, holding the shackles with his right hand.
Y/N: Talk to the judge!
???: Or even better...
They all turned to Tayln holding a big bomb.
Tayln: GET EXPLODED BY A BOMB!!!!
Wolfgang, Chompy Mage, Y/N: A b-
And then an explosion occurred and they all got obliterated! (And KO'ed)
The End!
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