The epic tales of the Lady Luck and Captain underpants

Welcome to Jerome Horwitz and Flabby Flabulous

[Two boys meet each other out their house's and do a little handshake and walk off. They both carry skateboards]

Narrator: Meet George Beard and Harold Hutchins George is the one with the fat top and the tie. Harold is the one with the t-shirt and the really bad haircut. (Ew, what?) Remember that now. There are forth graders of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, home of the Purple Dragon Sing-A-Long Friends, where you might hear than described as...

George as Ms. Ribble: Disruptive!!!!!

Harold as Mr. Meaner: Bad Attituded!!!!!!

Narrator: But we think of them as smart and sweet.....

Harold as Mr. Krupp: Know my rule: please stay off the dirt!!!!!!!

[They rearrange a sign]

Narrator: ...and a bit silly. Silliness that can get them in a lot of trouble...

Mr. Krupp: "Smell your own stinky feet"??? [Shouting]

Narrator: ...with this guy, school principal Mr. Krupp.

[Mr. Krupp slams his hands on his desk and his metal cabinet shakes]

[Door opens and Miss Anthrope walks in]

Miss Anthrope: Did you call me???

Mr. Krupp: No!!!!!!

Miss Anthrope: Well, -cause I thought I--

Mr. Krupp: No!!!!!!!!

[Long Pause]

Miss Anthrope: Your mother called.

Mr. Krupp: I'm in a meeting!!!!!!!

[A girl that has blonde hair and blue tips with wearing a fake leather belt who seems like she is 17 years old gets out her red car and walks into the school]

Narrator: And who's that??? You might be asking. I don't know. Nobody tells me anything.

Chapter 1: P.E. is P.U.

[In Mr. Krupp's office, the boys stare at Mr. Krupp]

Are... are we supposed to talk??? George asked Mr. Krupp

No! You're out there being a disturbance to the world while you're supposed to be in P.E.!!!!!!! Mr. Kupp

[Turn to a poster with Mr. Meaner blowing a whistle with words "You're supposed to be in P.E."]

Uh, we have a note from the doctor. George said

Mr. Krupp: That note is from a vet!!!!! Mr. Krupp yelled

I was feeling sheepish. George said

My dogs hurt. Harold said

I was... catatonic. George said

[Mr. Krupp glares at them]

I felt eel. Harold said

My throat was "horse." George said

I was elephant. Harold said

[He laughs]

That doesn't really... George said but trails off

Yeah. Harold said

Narrator: We apologize for the bad puns. If you would like these seconds of your life back, stuff marshmallows in your mouth. [2 George and Harold puppets eat marshmallows] Nothing will happen. But you got marshmallows.

[A girl that has blonde hair and blue tips with wearing fake leather who seems like she is 17 years old walked into the office]

Excuse me..... I'm Zion Agreste Anciel Bourgeois Césaire Couffaine Dupain-Cheng Graham de Vanily Haprèle Ature Kanté Lahiffe Kurtzberg Raincomprix Kubdel Lavillant Anciel Tsurugi Rossi Wu Keynes. Zion said Oh..... you're the new student. Mr. Krupp said Yes sir. I said Here's your schedule. Mr. Krupp said but he tries to make Zion jump for it however Zion grabbed him by the shirt and takes the schedule and throws him against the wall then Mr. Krupp gives her schedule then gets up and focused back on George and Harold