"I AM SO HAPPY THAT MY BOJANGLES ARE JANGLING!!!"
Officer bojangles was walking on the beach when he saw two naked homos on the beach
Gee Ren do you want to see my balls?
Yes of course stimpy
Officer bojangles walked over to them and showed them his big hoho and bojangles
Gee Ren look, that hoho is bigger than yours
I know , stimpy
Are you homo hobos?
Yes we are
Well I'm a police officer and I'm rich so I'm going to give you $5
Wow Ren that's so much money
I know , you eediot
And I'm also going to give you a pack of hoho rollers worth $10
Oh I tried those before , they are too tight to fit on my large hoho
Ok then I will give you XXXL ho rollers
Ok those will fit bye officer bojangles
Bye homo hobos
