Sorry for the title. I just saw that and was like "Yes, the stars have aligned."
ahem
I apparently have TMJ (temporomandibular joint?), a condition where your jaw slides and clicks. It can also lock in place or make it hard to move your jaw. My jaw muscle is just inflamed. I'm going to an orthodontist to check it out. It'll go away eventually, but it's just gonna take it's time.
so there's a life update for ya