The Return

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Seven years has passed by since the 2nd great war and the josh incident.

Everything is now back to normal.

North Town has been rebuilded and the punjabis went back to their normal lives

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NotSword is having an appointment with a doctor

Topon: According to the test results, yes. I diagnose you with brainrot.
NotSword: WHAT THE SIGMA DO YOU MEAN??? THIS ISN'T SKIBIDI BRUH.
Topon: I showed you a picture of a toilet and the moment you saw the picture, "Skibidi Toilet" instantly came to your mind at first glance.
NotSword: NAH NAH NAH THIS IS NOT SIGMA YOU NOT FANUM TAXING.
Topon: Get the fuck out of my office, brainrot motherfucker.
NotSword: Ok fine.

NotSword heads out onto the streets

All these years, NotSword has been struggling with money.

He couldn't find a job

Ever since the trio split apart, he also didn't have anyone that he can talk with.

NotSword: Life isn't so sigma bruh.

With his last 10 dollars, NotSword decided to get a burger with it.

NotSword heads out to McDonald's

NotSword: Hello, I would like a gyatt shake with extra kai cenat sauce burger.
Cashier: Sir we don't serve that her-
Cashier: WAIT IS THAT YOU NOTSWORD?
NotSword: What the sigma do you mean?
Tokyo: BRO I'M TOKYO. WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN YEARS BRO.
NotSword: Erm, why are you working at a McDonald's?
Tokyo: Life has been hard man.
NotSword: But I'm harder! LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
Tokyo: Bro this isn't funny, I'm serious.
NotSword: Life has been not so sigma for me too bruh.
Tokyo: Working these minimum wage jobs for hours isn't so worth it when you think about it.
NotSword: For real.
Tokyo: Also you would like a gyatt burger? Coming right up.
NotSword: Alright.

NotSword's order arrives

NotSword takes a bite of the burger

NotSword coughs

NotSword: BRO WHY IS THIS SO CREAMY? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ON THIS???
Tokyo: I put my secret sauce in it.
NotSword: BRO THE FUCK? YOU ARE GAY AS FUCK.
Tokyo: It's condensed milk with mayannoise. it's my best recipe.
NotSword: I thought that was cum. also who the hell eats condensed milk with mayannoise.
Tokyo: Me, I love mayannoise especially if they are made by men.
NotSword: WHAT THE FUCK?
Tokyo: Oops! Let me rephrase that.
NotSword: So uh are you guys hiring?
Tokyo: Yeah but the pay is 5 rupees per hour.
NotSword: 🤑
Tokyo: Ok let me introduce you to my boss.

Tokyo brings his boss

NotSword: Hello, I would like to work for yo- wait a minute...
Tokyo: What?

NotSword recognizes another familiar face

NotSword: Is your name perhaps Taksu?
Taksu: Was waiting for you to say that.
NotSword: Bro what are you doing in here?
Taksu: Uh I enslave Tokyo into doing work for me, I pay him 1 rupee per hour yes.
Tokyo: NAH WHAT? BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS 5 RUPEES PER HOUR.
NotSword: Erm what the sigma.
Taksu: Also how have you been?
NotSword: I'm struggling with money so I'm here to work here.
Taksu: Ok you're hired.
NotSword: So when can I start working?
Taksu: You can start working now. also the pay is actually 100 rupees per hour so you won't be getting 1 rupee per hour like Tokyo does.
Tokyo: BRO WHAT? SCAM.
Taksu: Bro you ain't getting any job anywhere, so you have no choice but to work in here.
Tokyo: I'M GONNA BACKSHOT YOU BRO.
Taksu: Uh you are fired for trying to gexually assault your boss.
Tokyo: NI-
NotSword: Can we take a chill pill here?
Tokyo: No, I want my job back and I want a pay increase bruh.
Taksu: Uh ok, you are now a janitor. 1 cent per hour yes.
Tokyo: Oh hell nah.
Taksu: At least you are getting paid, right?
Tokyo: I quit.

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