Skibidi toilet: Astro Arc

Astro arc 2 (+note) (remake)

Waking up from my sudden blackout i was expecting to see a damaged astro carrier, but instead I found nothing not even the dud's flesh

And i do mean nothing literally; turns out all the Astro toilets body's have in fact disappeared, double fact a quick scan showed that mosts metal in the area except passed out alliance members; which I was damn sure most of them were 0% alive but my scanner said there alive with no damage?

I start looking around again however black smoke made me freeze as titan tv man step out, however unlike the show version, his shit was wrecked his little tv screens were both broken to the point it had me asking why he still had them, his right arm was also broken or the more appropriate words to say is fucked up beyond belief, which is probably why the reason he's holding his own sword instead of it being attached, this might be the most hobo version of titan tv man i've ever seen, but his arm seems functioning so good thing he didn't pull a titan cameraman or maybe since he wants to fight with a fucked arm he is pulling a titan cameraman ... hmmm

*A/N: Translated for listeners and reader's enjoyment he is still talking tv language* " "the scientist said everyone had gone offline" he said looking around at the now conscious alliance members getting up, then at me, which strangely he look surprised to see me "your functional" he asked and I; like a fucking idiot, nodes up and down however a voice spoke out for me

"[correct= activation was initiated when base the was attacked by Astro patrol, + report: all hostiles have been eliminated]" titan tv man looked strangely again, then I realized that something else was coming out of his teleportation

It was a female titan with one of the detainer toilets arms some shoulders canons, however that was it beside arms and legs because she didn't even look close to being a quarter complete, basically she was dog shit, however when all the teleportation smoke disappeared it made the voice speak

"[alert: injured Titan detected, firing nano machines]" the voice said as ma shoulder canons began changing and pointing at titan tv man, who doesn't seemed too worried about ma shoulder canons aiming at him

Then ma canons fire a ball of green mist at him, I looked at the green mist stupefied for, like a moment, before it changes to shock as titan tv man wounds start to mend together; his close to titan cameraman right arm gets fixed and his to small screens 100% operational.

I stared at the fix titan for a moment before turning to the incomplete female titan, now don't ask me why, but every part of ma body told me that I must finish the female titans body

Then ma canon turns to the smaller incomplete female titan, she takes a step back as, i step forward then she bolts

I lock in and chase

Note: originally I was going to get right into the time travel but, character development a good story and I going to introduce my new oc papa Titan tv dad.