Funny jokes and quotes(side effects laughing till your everything hurts)

one quote that cought my eye was this on it is also on my profile page

"God made every person different he was tired by the time he got to CHINA" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the next two surveys are pretty funny hope you like them:D

90% percent of girls would die if Justin Beiber said that breathing if wasn't cool are you the other 10% percent who would be cracking up!!!!!!!!!

97% of girls would be crying if Robert Patterson was at the top of a skyscraper about to jump if you are the other 3% sitting eating popcorn yelling "do a flip you sparkly retard"

Bucket list hire to private investigators to follow each other around

Some people need a high-5 in the face with a chair

I'm not arguing I'm simply saying why I am right

I am responsible for what i say not what you understand

Facebook is like a jail you sit around waste time have a profile picture write on walls and get poked by guys you don't know

Teacher it's scum not cocaine don't worry

When you turn 21 you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15

Dear children when you look under your bed what are you expecting to do when you find me?

People say you can't live without love I think oxygen is more important

sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil

MATH mental abuse to humans

if you cant convince them confuse them

i dont have an attitude i just have a personality you cant handel

some people are like clouds when they disapper its a brighter day

Sleeping,Talking,Unlimited texting,Dreaming,Yawning

With great power comes a great electricity bill

Username of password incorrect well could you at least tell me which one it is