so pine was being a stupid idiot like he usually is calling his friends/partner and he was eating fries.. suddenly his fan grew a..mouth? "huh? what the fuck? HEY THOSE ARE MY FRIES!!" pine got his authentic lightsaber n killed the fan "erm mom how do i fan myself now... nvm." epik fan dan asked for mercy, and pine took a nap. when he woke up his eyes widened. the fan n fry were kissing. "...mom? did i take my schizophrenia pills?" pine asked "who are you n why r u in my house." pines mom answered. "i'm your son?"
next chapter next year
