DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
DEAD DOVE DO NOT EATno one understand how much i HATE this man, i genuinely want him SKINNED alive, while hes getting skinned alive im going 2 pour lemon on his underskin, after that i will pour gasoline on his underskin and loght him on fire, after the fire goes out ill stab his body until his guts are out, after his guts are out i will pit his guts into a blender and blend the tghter and poor the drink into his burnt dead body, after that im going 2 RIP his chest open and use a chain saw 2 cut apart his legs and below.. after ill have his waist and up, ill take his stomach and up (other then his head) and rip it until its into little tiny pieces, after that ill take his head and rip it off and take his hair and throw it into a fire, after that i will take his head and smash the head like a basketball, after im done with destroying his body i will take the bones and put it into a jar and keep it in my house and ,as days go by, i will break his bones until they are little tiny tiny pieces inside of a smaller jar, after the days pass i will take the smaller jar+pieces and scatter them around my living room of my house and put gasoline all over the places where his bones are, afterwards i will light the house on fire, you think im done, nope not yet, after that i will NOT sell the house, instead i will make the burnt house into a big giant grave and put it in my next house, after that i will wait until im dying or im ready 2 die and break open the grave and cut it, burn it and put it in a bag, i will take the bag with me as im about 2 die, as im about 2 die i will swallow that bag and it will come 2 heaven/hell with me, b4 i get sent there i will throw up the bag and send it down in a VERY hot special place just for the bag<
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