Yeah umm so uh
Its like uh phighting × Regretevator
Yah
Idk
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Slingshot was sitting in the cat cafe waiting for customers. It was starting to get a bit boring, just to sit there. Waiting... Waiting... And waiting...
"This is so BORINGG!!!!??! why can't anything interesting happen??"
He put his hand on the counter and rested his head on it.
Thats when he heard a..
..party horn..?
He quickly got up to see what it was and there he saw a group of people hes never seen before...
"Woaw Pest!! Look at dis plac!!! Its so kool!!! :D"
"What even- where are we??"
"Ooh!! Look its a blue guy!!!!! :0"
The yellow noob pointed at Slingshot.
He hid behind the wall trying to not get seen by those strangers.It seemed to be a party goer, a beetle, a.. Circular cat?.., a banana person and a detective.
"Huh..."
Suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"HOLY JESUSGET THEF UCK AWAY FROMME‼️‼️😰"
Oh. It was just Skate.
"What?? Its just me..? Is something wrong?"
Slingshot sighted in relief. Thank goodness it wasn't someone else.
"Holy shit dude... You scared me"
Skateboard tilted his head a bit.
"Hu-"
"HAIIIII!!! LOOK PEST I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A BLUE GUY!!! >:D"
"ghuhhAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!???!!????"
Skate hid behind Slingshot.
Thats when Pest came in. He rubbed his eyes while walking up to Poob.
"Wow you really weren't lying."
Panicked, not really knowing what to say Slingshot replied with,
"UHM HI HII WELCOMETOTHE CATCAF E MAY I TAKEYO UR ORD D DER??????"
Skate looked at him with a weird face.
"What the hell was that dude..?"
Skateboard asked.
Pest and Poob just stood there awkwardly not really understanding what was going on.
"Huh... Ouhh!!!!! Dis is a cafee!!!!!"
Poob sprinted to the counter to see what was on the menu (or whatever its called)
"OOH OHHHH!!!!!!! I WANT CUPCAKES;!!!!!11! "
Sling and skate looked at each other and then looked back at Pest and Poob.
"Yeaaahhh of coursee..!"
Sling said.
He walked up to the desk. Pest wondering what he should get.
".. I think... A coffee would be alright...?"
"Okay!! That will be...345 bux!"
"Ouh... Whaaa??.."
Poob said confused. They've never heard of that currency before.
"345... What?.."
"Bux!! 345 bux!!"
Slingshot said kinda annoyed.
"I uh... Don't think i have... Bux...? Whats that..? Yeah, Poob i think we should go back to the elevator.."
"Ouh alrit :["
Meanwhile!!!!! :D
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU SUBSPACE, WE'RE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN! I AM NOT USING MY CRYSTAL FOR KILLING PEOPLE!!!!!!"
Medkit shouted. He was fighting with Subspace again.
"WHY NOTTTT??!?? WE COULD RULE THE WORLDDD!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH POWER THESE CRYSTALS HOLD!???"
"YES I DO AND THATS WHY WE SHOULDN'T USE THEM FOR EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!"
Subspace growled in anger (my bro is NOT the alpha 🙏🙏)
"AND WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?? YOUR WORKERS OR SOMETHING? WERE THE ROBOTS NOT ENOUGH????!???"
"What?.."
Subspace turned around to see Bive and Retro.
"Hello sugar! Could you possibly tell us where we are? ^o^"
-Dr Retro asked him. Bive was standing behind her, shaking. A lot too.
"Wha- NO SUBSPACE YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY OTHER EYE!!!!!!!!!!1!!"
Medkit slapped away Subspace's hand. He was trying to take another one of medkit's eyes.
"God damn it"
Retro and Bive were still standing there waiting for an answer to their question.
"Uh crossroads by the way. Thats where we are located right now. If you are looking for- OH MY GOD SUBSPACE CUT IT OUT, JESUS CHRIST"
"Crossroads?.."
"WSHGSGHAGSGSHSGAGAGGGGFFAFFFFFFF OMDGAGAGFGGSGSG THE GOVERNMENT THEY ARE WATCHING!!???!!!!11?!! WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERRDBBSHSGSATGSH"
Subspace was still trying to grab Medkits other eye.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD SUBSPACE STOP??!???"
"i no no wnana 😿"
"What the fuck..?- CUT IT OUUTTT"
"Uhm.. Alrighty..! Enough of that! Lets find the others to see if they know!"
Dr Retro said, dragging away Bive with her.
"Hmm... Looks like Poob and Pest are heading back.. We should probably go find Split though.."
"HYSDHEHHYYEESSSSS Y ES YES SSPLITT EAH!!11!??":"? "?!!?!!"
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Should i maek a part two?? 🥶🥶
Jdk
Idk
Tmanks 4 reading tho lovfh yall
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Fanficyah idk fluff, angst maybe??1!! 🙀🙀😓