Virgil: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Remus: The big five licenses?
Virgil: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Thomas: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Logan, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
