hey guys... its finn here... ive made an error. i began this story with the intentions to fulfill my dreams of one day impregnating sigmakaylo. but since then, my dreams have changed. all i want now is...to one day become a sea monster and live among the fishes. i believe this is my destiny. so i must leave you all, so i can be in my true home. (the atlantic ocean)
i will now write my will and testament:
to kaylo i leave my 2,361 tiktok followers.
to my girlfriend i leave all of my internal organs. i will not need these as i will be shapeshifting into a sea monster (and everyone knows they dont have organs.)
thats it. no one else gets anything.
i would like to sincerely apologize for the disgusting comments i have made on many wattpad stories. specifically the ones where i say things like "i will clap your cheeks" and "make them kiss" and even "you're going to be double pregnant when im done with you" . here is that apology:
(please just imagine i have a ukulele :( okay?)
Hey
It's been a while since you saw my face
I haven't been doing so great
So I took a little break
A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
Doesn't matter if it's true, though
Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
At least you're havin' fun
before anyone states that this is plagiarized, or in anyway copied, i would like to state that i am a POET. and i do know it. please dont spread rumors.
love you guys. thank you to my loyal fans 💜
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April 29th - (finlo)
Mystery / Thrillera tragic story abt cheating, true love, and a fat gyatt
