I Belong To You (You Belong With Me parody)

You're on the phone with your girlfriend

She's upset

She's going off about something that you did

Cus' she doesn't have the techniques like I do......

I'm in my room

It's a typical Friday night

There is a random guy lying next to me

I am wishing you saw what I did to him......

But she wears T- shirts

I wear tube tops

She's in the bleachers

And I'm in the cheerios

Dreaming 'bout the day

When you wake up and realised that

I'm super/f**king hot

And I'm the one you want

(Chorus)

If you can see that I'm the one

Who has experiences

Been with many boys

So why can't you see

You belong with me

I belong with you

Walk in the streets

With you and your worn-out jeans

I cannot stop imagining what is underneath

Sitting on the park bench thinking to myself

Hey, isn't this crazy?

And you got some abs

That I really like to touch

Show me something that I really love so much

You said you're fine I know you better than that

So watcha doing with a nerd like that

She wears sneakers

I wear stilettos

She's in the bleachers

And I'm in the cheerios

Dreaming 'bout the day

When you wake up and realise that

I'm super/fucking hot

And I'm the one you want

(Repeat chorus)

I remember you driving to her house

In the middle of the night

You were wanting to do some stuff

That I know she wouldn't like

I know your favourite parts

And I've known it from the start

She thinks she's everything to you

But I'm hotter and it's true.......

Can't you see that I'm the one

Who understands you

Been with many boys

So why can't you see

I belong to you

Standing by and waiting

That you break-up

But honestly I think that

You're really dumb

I'm better it's true

I belong to you

You belong with me

Have you ever really tried baby

You belong with me

I belong to you