My Diary <3

7th Grade

7th grade was actually crazy.
So many incidents.

~First Story~

So I had a friend, let's call her Babygirl (cuz I loved my Pookems <3). In 7th grade, me and her were besties. The Perfect duo. Gon and Killua. Zoro and Luffy. Suguru and Satoru.

So me and her were absolutely mental, we did the craziest shit, but who didn't? 😝

Anywhores, we had the same science class. Science was bullshit, we didn't like it. The teacher was a legit bully, we didn't like her. The students were straight out of mha. Abnormal fucks. A bit TOO quirky.

So me and Babygirl, we sat in the back of the class, so of course we was finna be up to some devious shit. This is gonna escalate QUICK. So we was in the back of the class, watching... AHEM... some stuff- (H3nt1a.) We was chillin!... Until the teacher (Let's call her Miss G) came over.

Now, just a reminder, our school was BROKE, so we had them slow computers that glitched when you had more than 2 tabs open.

We was a bit distracted by the stuff on screen, (I swear we weren't that weird- but like, that was the first time I saw anything REMOTELY inappropriate (strict ahh parents)) so me and Babygirl didn't see Miss G coming closer.

And when we did notice her, she was right in front of us. We tried closing out that tap so fast, I swear there was a flash. But like I mentioned earlier, them computers SLOW. She picked up the computer. We watched in silent horror as she turned the screen towards her.

She looked at the screen. Then back at us. Then at the screen again. She put the computer down. And when she did, we saw that the tab was on our schoolwork.

The tab closed before she could see.

We escaped that shit alive.

~Second Story~

So there was this one student that was so bad, he made a teacher quit. Let's call him Bro.

Bro made the most neatly executed insults ever. He was the guy version of a hot cheetah girl, but the nice one.

So the story goes. One day, Miss G was bullying straight up bullying everyone, making kids cry, as usual. Miss G was a bitch. That day, Bro got tired of hearing Miss G bully everyone in the class. So he did some shit.

When Miss G was in her closet looking for something, Bro put chewed up gum he found under his desk into her coffee.

When she came out, we all watched as she picked up her mug and took a big drink out of it. She took another sip, then looked in her mug. Amd let me say, the amount of pure joy that spread across my face when I saw her eyes widen.

She screamed. The most delightful thing that I've ever heard comes out of her mouth.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHO DID THIS?!?! THIS IS UNEXCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Sounding like lemongrab from Adventure Time. And Bro was just sitting in his seat like an innocent person. But when Miss G pointed to Bro and screaming at him, ooooh, he lost it!

The best sounds I've ever heard in my life. I'll always remember it. Bro cussing out Miss G, then storming out of the classroom. Miss G was crying like the little cunt she was.

Later that week, she didn't show up.

And she didn't show up anymore ofter that. She quit.

Best.
Experience.
Ever.

~Third Story~

This was before Miss G quit. So there was this one bully, I'm calling him by his name cuz I have NO respect for that bitch. His name was KC. Fucking KC. I didn't even know it was legal to name your child that until I meet him.

So we was having science class. Me and Babygirl were goofing off as usual. KC was fuckin around with scissors. Bro was 'rapping' in the back of class. And everyone else was doing whatever they were doing.

KC sat in front of me and Babygirl, so he would occasionally turn towards us and insult us or something. I got a bit shy after the conflict with K (cuz my parents beat my ass for it), so I never really talked back at him for it.

Babygirl never said anything about it either cuz she was kind of a pacifist and didn't like conflict unless she got really mad.

So KC was bullying us. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Until he said something about Babygirl's forehead. She was really insecure about her forehead, so she got pissed.

She started throwing insults at him like Kendrick vs Drake fr. She said, "Shut yo fat ass up. KC, more like KFC, wide bitch. You thought you ate, just like you ate everything else in your fridge, but you can't swallow the truth."

That wasn't even the worst of it bro, she was popping off fr. Now everyone was watching her absolutely obliterate his ego into the negatives. She brought up his relationship with his family, his dead dog, the fact he looks like a discord mod, and she brought up his weight a LOT.

KC just got up and ran out of the classroom like a damn y/n. I swear he expected someone to get up and grab his wrist then kiss him or some shit. Dramatic ass.

Yeah, but anywhore, he didn't show up to school for 2 days after that.

I was so glad to have Babygirl.

That was the last story.
I hated my science class, but sometimes it was the best thing ever.