How to summon our supreme (and very handsome) leader JOSEPH STALIN!!!! YESSS!!!

Step ONE.

step one.

you must praise our lord Joseph Stalin.
You must look at pictures and verbally remark at his exellence.
I.E
"oh great leader Stalin you have such huge manly muscles"
OR
"oh great leader Stalin you are so very sexy when you cause mass purges"

GET CREATIVE! tell him something that will stand out. something that he hasn't heard before - you need his spirit to NOTICE YOU and PAY ATTENTION to you.

NEXT IS STEP TWO
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