Sophie: Ummm. Where are we? And why are there floating human words in the sky?
Olive: You don't need to know. Welcome to Original Reacts with Olive Falafel!
Keefe: Is that really your name?
Olive: No, but you don't need to know that either. On today's topic, we have: Fitz Avery Vacker, otherwise known as Ritz Savory Cracker!
Fitz: Why me? Why not him? *Points at Keefe*
Olive: Your name just happened to come up.
Fitz: Oh. That totally clears things up.
Olive: Right. I'm amazing. Anywayyy... Get on the stage.
Tam: I don't... see a stage. Sorry we're late to wherever this is.
Olive: It's fine, Bangs Boy. *Stage appears* Happy?
Fitz: *stands there* That shouldn't be possible.
Olive: Did I say I wanted your opinion. Get up there.
Fitz: Fine, fine. *Gets on stage* What now? *Spotlight turns on*
Olive: Spotlight, Cracker. We are bringing you to greatness! *Manic grin*
Fitz: *steps into spotlight*
Keefe: I have an amazing feeling about this.
Olive: Shut it, Obi-Wan. Teleprompter! *Snaps fingers and sits in Director seat that suddenly appears* *Starts filming*
Fitz: *Reading off teleprompter* I am a very stupid little- HEY! And I have anger iss- HEY!
Olive: Perfect perfect, NEXT!
*Bucket of water falls on Fitz's head*
Olive: Now we will all roast him while he goes bald.
Keefe: Bald?
Olive: Bald. Turns out balding serum has about the same consistency and appearance as water... *Smirks*
Keefe: Welcome, my new apprentice.
Olive: I'll never be your anything.
Keefe: *considers* My enemy?
Olive: Except that.
Linh: Some people are so mean.
Olive: Guys! Roast! I'll go first. Ritz has such a huge ego that it couldn't fit through the door.
Tam: That's a good one! Me next. *Pulls out welder mask and welding rod*
Biana: Tam! That's not what a roast is! *Pulls them out of his hands with telekinesis*
Olive: Biana, you are right. Tam, you are hilarious. Now somebody just roast him already!
Biana: He is such a perfectionist that he can't look in a mirror, because otherwise he would cry.
Everyone except Fitz: *Bursts out laughing*
Fitz: *shrilly* You're all insane! *oily little clump of hair falls off and sticks to his Vacker crest* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Olive: *wipes away laughter tears* That was precious. All right then, uploading video! Or should we hit the Foxfire group chat? *Takes one look at Fitzy's horrified expression* Group chat it is!
Fitz: *crumples to the floor*
Biana: Relax, brother dear. It's only all of the students and the teachers.
Linh: I think he knows that?
Olive: *claps hands* Everyone, say bye! Our next character focus is Keefe and I need to get the... STUFF ready!
Sophie: This all feels kinda... forced.
Olive: Again on Sophie States the Obvious...
Everyone: BYEEEE!!!
