Keefe: That sounds delicious.
Olive: Ewwww! Why are you talking about eating my little brother?!
Keefe: Huh?
Olive: It very clearly says, The Other Falafel. My last name is Falafel. Therefore, it is a relation of mine. NOT FOOD!!!
Tam: I think everyone here got that except for him.
Fitz: Well... *stomach grumbles*
Olive: Idiots. Well, I am very pleased to present...
*Crickets*
Olive: *sigh* no drumroll. Whatever. I am very pleased to present my little brother, CK N. Falafel!
Sophie: Why all of the abbreviations?
CK: It's short for ChicKen Nugget.
Fitz: Your name is literally Chicken Nugget Falafel?
CK: What's it to you?
Olive: Yes yes. This is my little bro, he ships SoKeefe,-
Keefe: YASSSSSS!!! YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE NOT-SOPHIE ELF!!!
CK: Cool!
Olive: AHERRMM. AS I WAS SAYING. He ships SoKeefe, Bam Socker, DeLinh (which sounds like some crummy Spanish movie name, bc I forgot the actual ship name), and Fitzy is a Councillor.
Tam: Wow. Pretty much my favorites too.
Olive: Let's just take a few minutes to acknowledge that he did not deny Bam Socker or try to kill Dex!
Tam: I would, except for the fact that he's not here.
Olive: Relax. I am the writer of this react, and I say that Fitzy likes Linh. So there.
Fitz: *turns red*
CK: My sister likes SoKeefe, Bam Socker, Marellex, and Litzh.
Biana: Wow. Pairing up much?
Olive: Yes. Is that a bad thing?
Everyone except the Falafels: YES.
CK: *chucks a random rock at Olive*
Olive: Hey! Game on, little bro! *Throws forceblades at CK*
Sophie: What the...
Olive: Oh yeah. *Forceblades dissolve* Did I mention that I'm a mix of book series?
*Crickets*
Olive: I guess I didn't. A lot of KotLC, a bit of Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun, a little bit of Wings of Fire.
Sophie: *jumps up and down* I've read all of those! Except for KotLC...
Olive: Yeah, basically, the fam lived in a hidden place in Nigeria, mining started, trarium Solari yada yada yada-
Sophie: Wait. You're an elf, with Solari powers.
Olive: Yes yes, bingo! My Ike is the ability to forcefight. Coined the term myself- basically slices of force fields that can harm enemies.
Tam: Sounds... Dangerous and confusing. Can I break the fields?
Olive: Haha no! That's the genius of having an ability from a different book series! And everyone, I totally recommend Onyeka. Really good series.
Biana: Dem-on-strate! Dem-on-strate!
Olive: Ok, ok! CK, positions!
CK: *pulls out twin scimitars* Ready, sis. *Begins circling with Olive*
Sophie: I'm not sure this is a good idea. Solari aren't-
*Clashing sounds*
Sophie: supposed to use their Ike much. It causes a deterioration of the cells that-
*Grunts and slashing whistles*
Olive: All right, bro. Good fight! Thanks for the practice. And Sophie, doesn't happen to me. Something about my elf genes mixing in.
Sophie: Ohhh...
Keefe: *glued to Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun* This is so stinkin' good!
Olive: I know, right?
Tam: This is very off topic.
Olive: Sorry. CK, do something funny!
CK: *tries to clip Tam's bangs*
Olive: NOT FUNNY! Cut it out, right now!!!!
CK: Wow, protective much? Re-laaax, sis. Oh- *turns to face Keeper crew* you guys never asked her about her Wings of Fire side.
Sophie: You're right, we didn't...
Olive: Aaaaand that's enough! Say bye! CK will be joining us for coming reacts!
CK: NO!!!
Everyone except CK: BYYYEEEEEEE!!!!
