Zach: I feel like I can be myself around you..
Donita: ...You're weird and quiet around me-
Zach: Yes.
Zach: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A!
Bellweather: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory-
Clayton: F*ck you.
The Chameleon, making coffee: This is gonna fix everything.
Megavolt: Is it just me, or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Negaduck: ..It's just you.
Ladykiller: I am a ninja!
Spike: No you're not.
Ladykiller: Did you see me do that?
Spike: Do what?
Ladykiller: ...Exactly.
Gourmand: It's time for plan G!
Miss Power:..Don't you mean plan B?
Gourmand: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to..technicial difficulties.
Jafar: What about plan D?
Gourmand: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago..
Dr Fry: What about plan E?
Gourmand: I'm hoping not to use it..Rex dies in that plan-
Thrax: I like plan E.
Randall Boggs: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism..
Chester V.: ..And you came to ME!?
Paisley: Why can't trees give off something important..like wifi?
Clayton: Yeah so f*ck oxygen I guess.
Miss Power: Do you guys think different paints have different tastes?
Dr Two Brains: They do.
(Everyone turns to him.)
Spike: ..W..why did you say that with such certainty?
(After a meeting.)
The Toad: Does anyone have any questions?
Paisley: Is this legal?
The Toad: ....
The Toad: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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The Villains
FanfictionA Oneshot book where all the villains from my fandoms are friends..for the most part.