Incorrect Quotes Part 1

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Zach: I feel like I can be myself around you..  

Donita: ...You're weird and quiet around me-

Zach: Yes.



Zach: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A!

Bellweather: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory-

Clayton: F*ck you.



The Chameleon, making coffee: This is gonna fix everything.



Megavolt: Is it just me, or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Negaduck: ..It's just you.



Ladykiller: I am a ninja!

Spike: No you're not.

Ladykiller: Did you see me do that?

Spike: Do what?

Ladykiller: ...Exactly.



Gourmand: It's time for plan G!

Miss Power:..Don't you mean plan B?

Gourmand: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to..technicial difficulties. 

Jafar: What about plan D?

Gourmand: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago..

Dr Fry: What about plan E?

Gourmand: I'm hoping not to use it..Rex dies in that plan-

Thrax: I like plan E.




Randall Boggs: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism..

Chester V.: ..And you came to ME!?




Paisley: Why can't trees give off something important..like wifi?

Clayton: Yeah so f*ck oxygen I guess.




Miss Power: Do you guys think different paints have different tastes? 

Dr Two Brains: They do.

(Everyone turns to him.)

Spike: ..W..why did you say that with such certainty? 




(After a meeting.)

The Toad: Does anyone have any questions?

Paisley: Is this legal?

The Toad: ....

The Toad: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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