AUDIBLE | DogDay x CatNap

What up?

{so, the horror book was a JOKE, this is the real one. By the way, your mama was the real one in bed} {ONE MORE THING NO SMUT!!!}

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I wake up in bed, taking in a now mixed scent of orange and lavender. I look to my right to look at my husband... I never thought that we'd get this far into a relationship, but I'm glad we did.

I don't wake him up, and instead get out of bed to stretch my body. I smile. I don't know what for, but I smile brightly. This house is our home, and I never want to leave it. The one I've lived in since day one pretty much. I've been matured now, and I ain't a pussy no more, I can take care of myself if I need to. CatNap on the other hand wants to take care of me, and loves me to death. I obviously love him too.

Speaking of CatNap, he's actually made a clothing business, and owns 45% of Pro Club. So, we have money alright, but money doesn't matter to me personally, and CatNap feels the same since he only spends it on things we need. The only thing that was really necessary was a nice car, but that's it. Going from an outcast to a known USA clothing specialist that's a millionaire is pretty fucking impressive if I say so myself.

I go in the kitchen to make some breakfast, and I decide on usual eggs and toast since there's nothing better to make. "Hmm." I him and sing throughout the cooking.

CatNap walks in, pajamas still on, and the cutest fur ball I've ever seen him. "Bahah! Go brush your hair and get dressed!" I laugh, and he sighs and walks back into the room.

I suddenly get a hug from behind, and a kiss on the cheek. I turn around. "Do I look good?" He asks me.

"You look amazing!" I kiss him back, and he smiles. "Your breath is also amazing, minty as fuck god damn..." I cough, "In good way of course, just don't get into a close conversation..." I laugh again.

He has a black puffer on, and a pro club (obviously) underneath it. Some black baggy jeans, and some Jordan 4 Travis Scott "Purple Suede" shoes. I guess you can add those to the list of over expensive shit. He also has a black New York Yankees fitted cap on.

"You sure I look good?" He asks me, 

"Babe, I've honestly not been so sure in my life." I speak.

"Okay, okay." I says and kisses me once again. 

"BREAKING NEWS! TERRORISTS INVADED NEW YORK CITY YESTERDAY, APPERANTLEY DECLARING WAR WITH CANADA. THIS CAUSED OTHER STATES SUCH AS IOWA, MISSOURI, MINNESOTA, AND EVEN OUR NEXTDOOR NEIGHBORS: OHIO. WE WILL REPORT IF ANYTHING IS CHOSEN AS THE REAL DECISION IN THIS PREDICAMENT. STAY TUNED!" A news lady on the TV had said, and my ears go down.

"Shit, that happened yesterday?" Catnap asks.

"I guess so, we needa start watching the news a lot more." I chuckle.

"Canada... Why would we want war with Canada?" 

"I have no idea, honey... No clue on what they did to piss off the city folk." I sigh, and Catnap picks up his phone, answering a phone call he was being rung.

"Hello? Yeah... Oh shit! Yeah I'll be there in 30." Catnap talks over the phone. 

"What was that?" I ask him.

"I gotta go really quick to a meeting with Pro Club... Something about branding and deals..." He says, and I smirk.

"Those bitches have you working overtime, especially owning 45 percent of their company." I laugh.

"Yeah... I guess they do... But I gotta hit the road... I'm also sorry that you can't come-"

"It's fine, I'd rather stay here anyway." I smile at him, and he blows a kiss before running out of the door. 

I go over to sit on the couch and scroll through my phone for about 30-40 minutes. 

There's a knock at the door. I get up and go over to answer it. I open it to...

Holy shit... Kickin' Chicken?!

"What up?" He says nonchalantly, like we haven't seen each other for like 8 years. 

"What the fuck!? What's good Kickin?" I dap him up, and he walks into the house as I do so, "Make sure you take off your shoes, Catnap would not like a dirty floor." 

"Fuck that rich sonofabitch!" He obviously says in a joking matter.

"How'd you learn about all of this?" I ask,

"Oh, just some scanning through Wikipedia... Dumbass he's all over the news and shit." He points to his brain as a sign of calling me a dumbass.

"Whatever dude... How've you been these last 8 years?" 

"Just chillin' man, definitely ain't living like you guys are... Millionaires and all." He smiles.

"We don't really even use the money, we just like to use it on useful shit, not crap like 1,000-dollar shoes... Maybe that but still."

"I get ya... Well, I was just stopping by to say sup to both of you two, but I guess Catnap must've had business to attend to?" He asks me, and I nod. "Of course... Well, tell him I said fuck off! I'm kidding, tell him I said hi." He smiled, and I nodded as he exited my house. 

"Damn, didn't even get his contact or shit... Well... Maybe I'll catch him sometime soon." I say, and look to the kitchen, and sit down to lean my head on the table. I take a couple of deep breaths, I don't know why, but I just do because I don't feel the greatest, I've felt. But I'm fine. 

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Catnap walks back into the door and sees me staring at the ceiling from the couch. "What're you doing dozing off?" He asks me,

"There you are, I was starting to think the worst." I say, frowning at the previous thoughts that have now vanished. 

"Well, I'm here now." He smiles warmly, and heads to our bedroom. I pull out my phone to scroll through TikTok, just like everyone else does. 

Catnap comes back in pajamas and lays down on the couch to cuddle in and snuggle his way behind me to put me in a spoon position. God, do I love this man so much. He's just... Perfect, everyone either a woman or a man would ask for. 

Well, today wasn't too productive in my case. Oh yeah!

"Hey sleepyhead, I was just gonna tell you that Kickin' stopped by." I say.

"Kickin'? As in Kickin' Chicken?" He asks me, and I nod, turning around to snuggle in his chest. 

"Yeah, bitch hasn't seen us, or the other way around, in 8 years, and he kind of acted nonchalantly about it... And he also kept looking around funny... Kind of scanning the whole house, like he was missing something." 

"Weirdo..."

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Alright, horror problem FIXED. So, here's the REAL book, and there is gonna be some action in it like the Solar Eclipse books, mostly the second one of that series. Anyway, hope you guys really enjoy this book, and I'm already planning ahead for what to come of the fate of these two characters. Yeah I'm fancy with my fucking word usage, so hop off my dick. (joking) Oh but I ain't joking about vickeeee214's mama riding mine. 😈😈😈