Fiona came home after filing her report, her home was an apartment on the 9th floor of a 12 story building, she turned her keys and unlocked the door to a messy and cluttered apartment, with ACME Branded appliances and furniture everywhere, she sighed in self pity.
Fiona: "I wish I can't afford proper things instead of these unstable mishaps, but that's way out of my paychecks range and this is the cheapest i can afford right now."
She hung her fedora and her trench coat on her rack and striped out of the rest of her clothing, leaving only a red laced bra, panties, and fuzzy red stockings, she put her red skirt in her ACME Branded Wishy Washer 8000, she goes to close the lid and start it but the lid wouldn't close so she climbed on it and started jumping to get it to close, only for the lid to spring upwards and launch her into the ceiling with flattened her into a pancake, gravity peeled her off and she fluttered downwards into washer, her tongue out to the side and her eyes spinning and swirling in dizziness. Eventually her pancaked body landed inside the washer and the lid finally closed, then the washer rumbled to life, spinning and swirling and drowning the pancaked fox in its soapy water. After a few minutes, it stopped and the lid opened, Fiona stepped out of it, as an angel of herself and pulled her soapy damp pancaked body out and she hung her body up on her clothes line in her balcony and same with her skirt, then she put her white blouse in washer and waited, then once it was done she hung her blouse up to dry as well, once her clothes and her body is done drying, she grabbed them and put them away but started flapping out her body to restore it, then she put it on and was back to normal, as normal as she could be as her fur was tinted red from the wash.
Fiona: "well, at least that knocks a shower off my list..."
She sighed and went over to her kitchen and just put a cup of ramen in the microwave. Then once it was done, she grabbed it, and sat on her ACME Branded Soft Serve Sofa. Thankfully the microwave didn't pull her in, then she turned on the CRT Tv in front of her and she just caught the beginning of an ACME informercial, there was a rabbit spokesman on tv with a very scandalously bikini cladded Deer woman.
Rabbit: "Hi I'm Jermey Swiftfields from ACME. Are you tired of buying new clothes or entire wardrobes from even the slightest tear? Tired of your clothing getting ruined from butts of bigger toons crushing you flat and said toons butt sweat staining your outfits? Even our branded Dura-Glue sticking to it and forever ruining your outfits? Well you're in luck, because we are unveiling our newest line of products, the first ever ACME Branded Dura-Fits!"
Fiona got a little interested in it what they mean, and started drinking her ramen cup.
Jeremy: "These Babies will stay tight and strong while also soft and comfortable, even in the toughest conditions. And to demonstrate this, we decided to hook our seinor marketing executive Ms. Doeman, to our piston pressers in only her bikini!"
*THUD!* *SQUELCH!*
He then pushed a button and a large piston immediately stomped on the deer, one frame she was there, the next the piston was pressing down. It slowly lifted up revealing the dizzy exec seeing stars and swirling eyes.
Jeremy: "Don't believe me? Well let's do it a few more times just to be sure!"
*SQUISH!* *SQUASH!* SQUELCH!*
He repeatedly pushed the button again and again, each press smushes the deer more and more, making her features less and less discernible and into one discolored pile of mush on floor, after one final press he inspected the damage and the camera panned down to the mush, but then bikini still looked normal and like it just came hot off the press.
Jermey: "While our Exec isn't super strong, the fabric we use is! Don't like our pre existing outfits well you can have them custom ordered and we make it, plus they wash filth out very easy! Call 1-848-ACME to receive a two for one deal, That's 1-848-ACME, Call Now!"
After the informercial was over She immediately dialed the number in her landline and it rang and a very peppy and friendly voice picked up.
*RING!* *RING!* *RING!*
Voice: "This is the ACME Dura-Fit's Line, How can I help you?"
Fiona: "Yes, I'd like to place an order for a Red 40's fedora, Red Trenchcoat, white blouse, leather waist belt and pistol holster, red fuzzy stockings, Red Heels, red laced bra and panties."
Voice: (Teasingly) "My that's a tall order! Is that you Detective Fox?"
Fiona: "Yes"
Voice: "Alright dearie, your order will be there in the morning"
Fiona: "Thank you!"
*CLICK!*
She then hung up and was excited.
Fiona: "Finally! No more spending cents on new clothing!"
*SLAM!* *SQUISH!*
Then her couch folded together, smashing her and forcing the whole cup in her mouth, then it unfolded and she was reduced to a 2D cutout of herself with swirling eyes and seeing stars.
Fiona: (Dizzily) "I think I'll go to bed now..."
She hobbled and wiggled her flat legs to bed, the. She flopped onto said bed and fell asleep, eager to explore her new fit.
That's all for now folks and what do you think so far?
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