Incompetent detectives

I am sorry what? !!

Namjoon sat in the office of BangPD, the   minister of law and order. Anxiety and excitement crept through every vessel in his body. He was eager to her the news of his promotion leave the Minister's mouth. He was soon snapped back to reality when he heard the squeaky door open. He stood up and bowed to show respect to BangPD.

" Namjoon-ssi , there is no need to bow . Now take a sit and we can proceed" BangPD said and Namjoon nodded. " Now for the news, I have already promoted you as you know it but I didn't tell you exactly where you are going". BangPD said carefully trying not to make Namjoon freak out.

Namjoon frowned for a second but answered . " So, You will be going to Chicago and you will be working as a captain at Bulletproof Republic Police Department". " I am sorry ,what?. You are sending me to a bunch of idiots in Chicago. Tell me you're joking " BangPD sighed, he had expected this reaction but he was a bit shocked that Namjoon didn't run away saying inaudible curses.

That's a good sign, he has a chance in convincing Namjoon. Go for it PD

" Namjoon, here me out, I am not going to lie to you okay, I know this cops are pains in the ass and they are the live version of dumb& dumber except for the fact that they are six instead of two. Anyway, that's not my point.  Have you ever got to know them, I mean have you ever thought of seeing their serious sides or secret talents. Think about it, how can the dumb and dumber become detectives. I know you don't want this and I won't say I'll not force you. " BangPD said hoping that Namjoon would agree without him using his power to force him.

"So, I'm guessing I have no choice then . When do I start " Namjoon said there was more disappointment than enthusiasm in his words but worth a shot. " Tomorrow at 6 Am sharp you should be at the airport. I already made preparation for accommodation, I rented a mansion from one of my friends so you and the other six will live together. Don't worry there is enough room for y'all"

" Wow so much to throw me into the hell hole. Thank you chief , I will take my leave now " and with that Namjoon left the office.

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Meanwhile in Chicago

" Goodbye my fellow cunts, it's been awful working with you. I wish the earth will swallow you whole and you cease to exist" the former captain said and dashed towards the exit acting like he won a lottery .

"Wait, did he just go" Hoseok said receiving groans from the others. " No shit Sherlock" Jin exasperates."gee thanks but I am not Sherlock Holmes, I am Hoseok. " Jin face-palmed himself and sighed in frustration. Before he could put up a fight, he felt Taehyung 's hand holding him back. " Hyung it's not worth it. The more you try to correct him the more he becomes idiotic " Taehyung said before Jin could elaborate his point to Hoseok .

" Honestly speaking, I still wonder how he became a sergeant, I mean the dude literally gets emotional when a kid drops ab ice- cream cone  " Jin shook his head . He then snapped his fingers when he remembered something." Hey guys, did you get BangPD's message " .

" Yeah, something about us moving in with one of his trusty ' puppets' " Jungkook chirped from his desk not wanting to be left out of the conversation. " Oh....oh , Forgot to pack "
" Jungkook, none of us did, we just heard the news like twenty minutes ago" Jin explained to the younger before he had a panick attack.

" Okay ladies, since the runaway bride is gone don't you think we should live early so we can pack our things ?"

" Yeah, someone wake up Yoongi and let's go the hell outta here"

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