Incompetent detectives

And then what

"Sergeant Jung report to my office ASAP".   Namjoon said through the intercome . " Hobi hyung what did you do now" Jungkook asked with a grin on his face " no, no kookie it's what he didn't do " Teahyung correct. He is familiar with Hoseok doing everything but forgetting the main thing in doing so.

"Okay, Hobi hyung what didn't you do now?" Jungkook asked again. Hoseok only stood from his chair and let out a deep breath before making his way into Namjoon's office.

" Good luck hosekie I hope you get fired" Jimin cheered receiving a glare from Yoongi. " Jimin. shut the fuck up" Yoongi said as he returned to Lala land.

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" Come in" Namjoon permitted as Hoseok obliged. " Oh, Hoseok, take a seat" he said gesturing Hoseok to sit on the sit Infront of his desk. " Incase you are wondering, I summoned you here because I want you to describe your point of view towards your fellow co-workers."

" Oh, and then what?"

" And then I proceed to the next person"

" And then what?"

" And I know who and what I am working with "

" And- "

" Hoseok!, shut the fuck up " Namjoon seethed all his patients completely lost.

" That's a bad word "

" I fuckin know!"

" Then why are you still saying it "

" Because you are fuckin annoying "

" Ouch"

" What do you mean by 'ouch'"

" I have feelings to you know " Hoseok huffed this making Namjoon more agitated.

" And I have no time to waste "

" I am sorry"

" For what?"
" I don't know, you seem mad. "

" Hoseok, shut. The. Fuck. Up."

" That's a b-"

"Ugh, I know now let's get this over with shaw we" Namjoon said. He couldn't help but wonder what everyone seems to be wondering about Hoseok . How the actual FuCk did Hoseok become a freakin' Sergeant!!.

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" Jungkook, for the millionth time, the lack of banana milk in stores is not  illegal " Jimin expresses fed up by the younger's whining about store managers should be arrested for not having banana milk .

" Ah, how outrageous, you have the audacity to defend those shop owners" Jungkook gasp loudly while clenching his heart dramatically. " Kookie, did you check in the kitchen fridge?" Jimin asked not wanting to continue the pointless debating any longer.

Jungkook shot up from his chair and dashed to the kitchen. " Jimin-ssi!!!, I love you!" He shouted from the kitchen when he found his precious milk in the fridge. " Love you too" Jimin yelled back and then proceeded to write a death threat for Hoseok.

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" Tae, the vehicle is at your left" Jin spoke through the earpiece . Jin, Yoongi and Taehyung were currently searching for the hijacker who was responsible for an accident that happened days ago. Apparently the hijacker was dumb enough to park his vehicle in the middle of the street and the car was a damn ice cream truck. Seriously ?.

"No Tae I meant other left". " Oh, thanks hyung" Taehyung said. He saw the truck and their plan was put to play. The plan was simple, Jin and Yoongi spying from a distance that was not to far if Tae need back up or too close to be spotted and for Taehyung simple play dumb and curious, in simple terms he had to be himself.

" Hello, is anyone in here" He asked curiously. He later heard a grunt and a gruff voice speak. " Out of order, now scram!"

" Dang it, I really wanted a  chocolate pistachio. Guess I have to find somewhere else to buy then , see yah " Taehyung said. Before he turned around to leave, the van's door busted open revealing a masked boy probably in his early twenties or so. The boy quickly looked around before pulling Taehyung inside the van.

Taehyung being Taehyung started wondering around the van. "Don't touch anything" the boy warned . " Why shouldn't I this shit is awesome. Are you some kind of hijacker or something?"

The boy visibly tensed at Taehyung's question. He assumed that Tae was a complete dumbass so he would turn him in. " Y- yeah, how did you know?" He asked nervously scratching his nape.

" Action movies duh, what's ya name kid

" Sean"

" Okay Sean, you are under arrest"

" Shit" Sean muttered as he put his hands up in surrender g9