All My Husbands Are Too Cute

CHAPTER 002

Yu lisa stood on the door way and her entire expression was something really weird , she stared at the man with a pregnant belly and her mouth dropped , she felt like her three views of the world were crumbling - what happened to biology ? What happened to XX and XY chromosomes ? What happened to uterus and what not ? How come a man got pregnant , if her wife was a husband - shouldn't she be the one with a pregnant belly ?

She was shocked but the three husbands of The previous Yu lisa  were even more shocked - how come their wife returned home so soon ? What was she doing here ? Shouldn't she be at the tavern with that cha eunwoo , enjoying the time of her life ?

The one who was scared the most was the man who was groaning on the bed , he still remembered that Yu lisa got mad at him last night because he was making too much noise , thus , even though he was feeling like he was on the death 's door , he pursed his lips and turned silent , clutching his belly - his life wasn't important but the child in his belly was , if his wife got angry and she actually did something in her anger , he wouldn't be able to bear the consequences !

The one with a high ponytail and sharp features glanced at Yu Dong and his features hardened , if not for this woman being his wife , he would have thrown her out ! How dare she come here after doing what not with that prostitute !     

However , he didn't - instead he looked at the man who looked the gentlest of all, the man with gentle features frowned but he still smiled politely and said " Wife - you haven't wash yourself yet why don't you take a bath before entering ?"

Yu lisa was waiting for this the moment she got an excuse , she hurriedly turned around and left , not caring whether she looked like a serious douche bag who abandoned her pregnant girlfriend - no , boyfriend .

Instead she hurriedly escaped to the kitchen and sat down clutching her hair , ' my wife is a man ' , ' my wife is a man who is pregnant with my child '

She kept muttering in her head but even after constant muttering , she still couldn't wrap her head around the reality that belonged to her now , a man actually got pregnant and he was also in labour ever since last night ? What was wrong with this world ?

The woman who brought her back , followed her to the kitchen , saw Yu lisa sitting there clutching her hair and sighed , she really didn't know how to make Yu lisa understand " lili , I know you are not happy with your husbands ( wife ) because they are not as beautiful as other Mers but they are still your husbands aren't they ? Don't you think its a little heartbreaking for them if you abandon then when they need you the most ?"

Mers what were mers ?

" I really can't believe that you actually went to the tavern and had that happy powder , people say it rots the brains of whoever who eats it yet here you are " exclaimed the woman as she busied herself and started boiling some water for Yu lisa to clean herself .

Rots people brain ? Happy powder ? Maybe that would explain why she had no recollection of this world , instantly she stopped the purification of her body and sent her spiritual energy to her brain , it took only a few moments for the fog to clear and finally Yu lisa realised that this world was not like earth , unlike the three genders of the earth - this world's gender hierarchy was totally different - this world didn't have much men thus they were treated like some rare gems , they were treated as princes , while the women whose population was higher than men went out for work and was responsible for earning money while the men stayed at home and waited to be spoiled but since their population was less that 1% women liked to spoil their man if they were lucky enough to marry one .

But except for these two genders there was another gender , a gender that was scorned upon - and that gender was - Mers . They looked like man and their figure resembled that of a man too but they were a bit shorter and delicate , they also had a cinnabar mole in the centre of their forehead that resembled a blooming red lotus . They had everything that a man might have but they didn't have the ability to make a woman pregnant , instead their body developed in such a way that they were the ones who got pregnant no matter whom they married whether man or woman .

Just like a woman they had an opening that could give birth but compared to women they hardly ever survived the labour and died - but their population was too much to control as girls and boys were rarely born - so no one cared if one mer died , they would simply go ahead and marry a different one if their mer died in childbirth - which was exactly what the original Yu lisa was aiming for , she had gotten bored of this young man and was aiming for bringing another mer in her family specifically the mer that was named as the number one prostitute of the tavern .

The previous Yu lisa didn't care about her husband or child in-fact she was looking forward to hearing the death of her husband and the unborn child so that she could happily marry the mer she liked . 

Yu lisa rubbed her face and sighed , God , if you were aiming for my reincarnation couldn't you have at least transmigrated me in a body of a decent human ? What was with this shitty transmigration ?

No wonder her husbands looked like they were faced with a monster when they saw her , if she was in their place she would have looked at her like that too !

God , she refused to take this body - who knows where it has been and how many STD's was it carrying - a refund , a refund , she wanted a refund ! She didn't spend her entire life serving and protecting others only to be reincarnated as a douche bag shithole of a person !! 

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