Love at first bite ☆Carlan One Shots☆

《Incorrect quotes. part 2》

Plot: More incorrect quotes because I love writting them.

Dylan : I know I've been talking about Carmie all morning, but another thing I just love about Carmie is that she just gets me.

Collecter: Can she come get you right now ?
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Kev: aww, what's your dog's name?

Leanna: Sweetie!

Kev (yelling to Dylan): Try Sweetie!

Dylan (on the computer): It didn't work!

Leanna: ....

Kev: what's your favourite number?

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Leanna: Okay I'm ready! How do I look?

Kev: You look great. Now let's get going-

Leanna: Great?? Just great?!? I need gorgeous, I'm changing.

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Kev: Technically pickles are a fruit

Carmie: (sleeping peacefully on Dylan's shoulder because she's used to this)

Dylan: (absolutely ready to shrink Kev, turns to Leanna) You could pick litterally anybody else.

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Carmie: I have a solution

Kev: Thank goodness

Carmie: It involves fire

Madison: (traumatised from the last time Carmie had fire) Absolutely not!

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Dylan: Who hurt you?

Carmie: (sarcastically) Do you want a list?

Dylan: ....yes, actually

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Leanna: It's pretty cold outside, wanna hold hands to stay warm?

Kev: (flustered and suprised) Okay

Dylan: (Only with them because Carmie ditched him for Madison) It's bloody summer!

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Carmie: If I fall....

Dylan: I'll be there to catch you.

Jewel: What if I fall?

Collecter: (Dosen't want to loose Jewel again) Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Kev: (Wants to know what Leanna thinks, so her interrupts her vlog)

Kev: And if I fall?

Leanna: I'll be the one who pushed you.

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Jewel: (peacefully minding her business like a queen)

Carmie: I don't like the way you breathe, you should stop

Jewel, Collector and kev: ???

Leanna: (slowly reaching for a ring)

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Carmie: (texting Dylan and sends him a voice message)

Dylan: (texting back) I'm a little busy. Is it urgent?

Carmie: No don't worry, just listen later.

Later

Dylan:( listens to the voice message)

Carmie: (voice message) There's a fire!!!!

Kev and the twins: (screaming in the background)

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Carmie: I love you alot.

Dylan: I love you more.

Carmie: No.

Dylan: You're shorter than me so your love capacity isn't as strong as mine. So it's physically impossible for you to love me more.

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Kev: If I died-

Leanna: (livestreaming) Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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Leanna: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kev: You are my reward

Meanwhile

Dylan: You deserve a reward for putting up with.

Carmie: Yeah, you get on nerves more than anything else.

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Kev: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going go like it.

Carmie: Just rip the bandage off.

Kev: It's Leanna.

Carmie: Put the bandage back on.

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Notes: Well I'm convinced this famdom is dead but I decided this book deserved an update, no matter how short it is.

So if you are reading this, thank you for dealing with the long wait of this.

I hope you have a lovely morning, afternoon or evening, Caitlyn💗