While Christophe was walking around..he had bumped into...Gregory? He had thought Gregory had moved back to Britain..or had died again or some crap. He didn't care about Gregory all that much when they had been together. Infact he hated Gregory.
Gregory was too much a of a goody- two shoes or whatever people called it..always calling Christophe a sad immature boy with no chance in the near future. No care in the world for anyone else but himself..that self centered prick.
"Christophe?"
Gregory said with a look of surprise, that quickly turned into a look of disdain..Gregory may have recommended or really told stan Kyle and cartman to go to Christophe in order to help Terrance and Phillip..but that did not mean that Gregory liked him very much..
(I know I'm using "..." so many times but
Shut up)
"Well hell there Christophe. It's nice to see you after so many years, how many. 8? 9?"gregory said with a look of annoyance
"24 Gregory. I thought you were supposed to be smart, you got a 4.0 GPA in yardale remember? Or is your head too far up your ass to actually care about your surroundings?"
Scoff "well excuse me if I don't keep track of time Christophe! Unlike you I actually activities on my plate for each day instead of just digging, smoking, and screaming at god every day. I have been far too busy with my day to day life..you see, I've been trying to figure out something."
Christophe was now Intrigued but not wanting to actually seem interested
"And what may that be Gregory? Are you trying to get back with Wendy or get back at stan?"
"Oh dear god no Christophe..you see, in recent years I've noticed that Wendy is simply a immature child..I am simply trying to find a way to stop conflict in South Park. You see every single day or so there's an issue, and I'd like for that to change. It gets quite annoying when you have to wake up every day, and notice how all of a sudden a half man and half pig thing is now terrorizing your town and then the next day all of a sudden Satan is here." Gregory said wiping hair out of his face "don't you think it'd be nice to live one day with some peace? Well, maybe not you since you're still a boy but a man like me wants some peace some times."
As stupid as that entire plan was to Christophe, it seemed rather reasonable.
"Though I have an issue. You see, every kid in town that could help me has left. Gone, disappeared. If I could have gotten my hands on pip or Damien, I could have found a way to make this plan successful..oh I must have forgotten, you most likely have no idea who either of those are. Well, that doesn't matter since you won't have any share in this project."
"Gregory, you do realize it's impossible to do that right? I have no idea who in the world pip or Damien are, but I am smart enough to know that this plan is stupid. If you want to bring peace, you'll have to cause chaos first."
Gregory simply face palmed "I never said I was going to do this peacefully, did I? This is why you are still a boy Christophe, you don't listen to anything others say you just make assumptions!"
"Wait what do you mean by that?"
Before Christophe could continue his question, his mother called him back home for lunch.
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THE MOLE COMES BACK!
Fanfictionafter dying in bigger longer and uncut and being revived from Kenny's wish, he has come back to South Park. (I'm definitely not going to finish this..ever..like my other stories.. so don't be surprised if I don't finish this.) May feature (again MAY...